“They‘re very bay windowed in Esmerelda Street” magnificent!

Ah, apologies! My ‘A’ level French was a long time ago 😬

The female Deputy Speaker is always referred to as Madam 🤷🏼‍♀️

“And did you say she was pretty? Did you say that she loves you? baby I don’t want to know.

And can you tell me it was worth it, baby I don’t want to know”

Yep, strong wedding vibes! 😂

This was such a good and important column. I’m going to discuss it with my daughter. Thank you.

Words I hate:

Tresses (tabloid word for hair)
Hubby
Crimbo
Holibobs
Passed (for died)
Hitched (married)
Gutted

Phrase I hate:

Back in the day

With its partner “yourselves” as in, “I’ve got an account with yourselves” 😬 it’s “you”.

Everybody’s discovered their tweed coats all of a sudden 🤔

I see he’s been rubbing his hair with that balloon again …