Sarah Giffrow
@sarahgiffrow.bsky.social
Website designer/dev, Benevolent Overlord of @UpsweptCreative.bsky.social
I write about online marketing for bleeding hearts at theradicalmarketer.com.
BIPOC small business owner, costumed weirdo, barbell enthusiast, parent, roller derby ref. She/her.
I write about online marketing for bleeding hearts at theradicalmarketer.com.
BIPOC small business owner, costumed weirdo, barbell enthusiast, parent, roller derby ref. She/her.
My kid is raccoon Mario. WE ARE ALL MARIO
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My kid is raccoon Mario. WE ARE ALL MARIO
It is a personal attack every time a form asks for your date of birth, and then makes you scroll alllll the way back to your birth year instead of just typing it in
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It is a personal attack every time a form asks for your date of birth, and then makes you scroll alllll the way back to your birth year instead of just typing it in
When you get this text from an unknown number but you’re self-employed.
Nice try, dingusbot
Nice try, dingusbot
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When you get this text from an unknown number but you’re self-employed.
Nice try, dingusbot
Nice try, dingusbot
Went for the Mid-Autumn Moon Festival, kiddo declared it the Bouncy Slide festival instead 🤷♀️
October 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Went for the Mid-Autumn Moon Festival, kiddo declared it the Bouncy Slide festival instead 🤷♀️
I invite you all to look at this orange doofus
October 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I invite you all to look at this orange doofus
I didn’t think a Cybertruck could get more absurd, but then I saw one towing a jet ski
October 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I didn’t think a Cybertruck could get more absurd, but then I saw one towing a jet ski
I’m really stoked to have some Halloween decor to put in the yard this year! It’s not a full-on haunted house or anything, but it’s enough to make me feel good and to get my kid excited.
October 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m really stoked to have some Halloween decor to put in the yard this year! It’s not a full-on haunted house or anything, but it’s enough to make me feel good and to get my kid excited.
“Do I need to buy yet another thing with cats on it?
Probably yes”
Probably yes”
August 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Do I need to buy yet another thing with cats on it?
Probably yes”
Probably yes”
Relatedly: same, my dude. Same.
August 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Relatedly: same, my dude. Same.
I love that my kid has chosen these @xplainthexmen.bsky.social giveaway glasses as his go-to sunnies
August 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love that my kid has chosen these @xplainthexmen.bsky.social giveaway glasses as his go-to sunnies
Also: random art from neighborhood street corners!
August 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Also: random art from neighborhood street corners!
I love it every time I see my favorite Hollywood humans hype each other. 😂
August 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love it every time I see my favorite Hollywood humans hype each other. 😂
KPop Demon Hunters was a fun watch, I loved the animation style, and a couple of the songs actually hit me in the feelings (?!).
But the real breakout star? The weird demon tiger.
The gag with the flower pot absolutely took me OUT, y’all 😂
But the real breakout star? The weird demon tiger.
The gag with the flower pot absolutely took me OUT, y’all 😂
August 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
KPop Demon Hunters was a fun watch, I loved the animation style, and a couple of the songs actually hit me in the feelings (?!).
But the real breakout star? The weird demon tiger.
The gag with the flower pot absolutely took me OUT, y’all 😂
But the real breakout star? The weird demon tiger.
The gag with the flower pot absolutely took me OUT, y’all 😂
In all my years as a Portlander, I never thought I’d see the day.
May 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In all my years as a Portlander, I never thought I’d see the day.
Kiddo: (points at TV) “why is there a pirate?”
The pirate ⬇️
The pirate ⬇️
May 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Kiddo: (points at TV) “why is there a pirate?”
The pirate ⬇️
The pirate ⬇️
Trying to be a little bit of a photographer again lately, and y’all, just LOOK at this distinguished dingus
May 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trying to be a little bit of a photographer again lately, and y’all, just LOOK at this distinguished dingus
I got my hairs done and then had to do a bunch of running and wall balls, and now I basically look like the aftermath of one of those Gatorade Sweat ads.
May 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I got my hairs done and then had to do a bunch of running and wall balls, and now I basically look like the aftermath of one of those Gatorade Sweat ads.
This turned out even better than I imagined 😆
May 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This turned out even better than I imagined 😆
Leveling up my judging of people.
April 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Leveling up my judging of people.
“If I fits, I sits.”
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“If I fits, I sits.”
PDX is going hard with the protest signage
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
PDX is going hard with the protest signage
Buzz escaped the clutches of Sid, only to run afoul of Crocodile Dentist
April 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Buzz escaped the clutches of Sid, only to run afoul of Crocodile Dentist