Gotta love dreaming about calling out of work, only to wake up and have to drag your ass to work 🫠 I’m tired of this grandpa

This is news to me, but I just discovered that apparently Disney+ is trying to pull a Netflix now and is cracking down on account sharing 🙃

I wish there were a way to tell my cat, in a way she’d understand, to please never puke on my carpet again 😑 please. stop. for my sanity

why is Costco such a sensory nightmare every time I come here

I would like to thank Billie Eilish for blessing us with a new album 😌

Today was just one big L. Gonna pretend that today didn’t happen and just start over tomorrow I guess! 🤪

Landlords will never ever have my respect. They’re all scum.

My coworker thinks it’s wild that I’m eating lunch outside today because it’s “so cold”
My dude, it’s 70 degrees…..

I am so so so over my iPhone, I don’t want another one next time I need to upgrade I stg. My phone sux bc Apple sux. and I’ve been a loyal apple user for a decade now. I feel done I’ve had enough 😤

can somebody give me a moment of even brief clarity pleassseeeeeee ive been sooooooo good i deserve a little tweat