Started re-learning Magic the Gathering with a new friend this weekend, and found out that this card exists.

Excuse me as I weep uncontrollably

oh, silly me

I spent hundreds of dollars on a course and 12 hours making this only 37 days ago

aughghggghghggghggfhfgfhfgf

lolol only one of the creatures in google photo's "Feline good" album is actually a cat.

how many of y'all also go to bluesky dot com nearly every day

Took this screenshot of my zoom share during a 1:1 yesterday and boy my dog sure looks dumb 90% of the time

Halfway there just... I also have milk with my espresso and I quit smoking almost a year ago 😎 ( @khenhey.bsky.social soon!!!!!)

I made a comment on a Tiktok about an expensive crochet skirt in June 2024 & it still gets likes every single day.

I don't make snotty comments often & it feels weird to have this be the most liked internet thing I've done ever 🙃

I ONLY WANT ATTENTION WHEN I AM BEING KIND/USEFUL/CREATIVE OK

Watching Shin Godzilla and realizing I haven't seen any Godzilla before? Silly.

Even more silly are the eyes of pre-evolution Godzilla. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THIS

Truly loving how delightfully robust the squirrels are in Montreal right now. Just look at that chubby lil bicep 🥰

And I have screenshots! Absolutely no answers though, which may be why I'm getting these 🙃

When I go into my weather app on my phone right now it has little raindrop-like haptic feedback to go along with the animated rain background. CUTE

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I'm trying to buy some sunglasses that make sense with my existing wardrobe and lifestyle but WOW do these speak to me in a way I can't quite explain.

Also, online eyeglass try on software has gotten weirder in the last year. It keeps removing, and then painting on my eyebrows