We could have nicer things if we just regulated and enforced regulations. Like the online safety act says X executives could face criminal charges and yet I doubt we'll see strong action.

Instead we get self censorship and mostly women bearing the burden of simply existing online

I've given feedback via the site and am now studiously avoiding updating the app. I come to the Met Office for detail, and it's been completely dumbed down with all the useful information hidden way down the screen.

Don't forget to stick a drawing pin into the sole of one shoe for a good sound effect.

Turns out I don’t know many universities…