Sarah Distortion
@sarahdistortion.bsky.social
Writer. Mom. Joanna Cassidy super fan
Putting jibbitz on my kids Crocs will absolutely be the death of me
March 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Putting jibbitz on my kids Crocs will absolutely be the death of me
Extreme urge to read some Bradbury short stories today
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Extreme urge to read some Bradbury short stories today
BETTER THINGS HIVE RISE UP
March 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
BETTER THINGS HIVE RISE UP
Following Adrian Brody with another fucking windbag, nice 😆
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Following Adrian Brody with another fucking windbag, nice 😆
Worst speech tonight goes to Adrian Brody plz stop…. Nothing you’ve said makes a difference (his performance was incredible btw)
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Worst speech tonight goes to Adrian Brody plz stop…. Nothing you’ve said makes a difference (his performance was incredible btw)
Just want to point out this is the 3rd Wizard of Oz iteration song they have sung tonight
March 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just want to point out this is the 3rd Wizard of Oz iteration song they have sung tonight
Wait hold on , is this Nosferstu
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wait hold on , is this Nosferstu
This is so tough because the cinematography in The Brutalist is incredible but unfortunately the cinematography in Dune is next level beyond Grieg is a genius
March 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is so tough because the cinematography in The Brutalist is incredible but unfortunately the cinematography in Dune is next level beyond Grieg is a genius
I’m glad they did a mostly proper tribute to Hackman. He deserves it. One of the best to ever do it. Crimson tide is a masterclass
March 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m glad they did a mostly proper tribute to Hackman. He deserves it. One of the best to ever do it. Crimson tide is a masterclass
Dune should be like 7 awards in
At this point 😆😆😆😆😆
At this point 😆😆😆😆😆
March 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dune should be like 7 awards in
At this point 😆😆😆😆😆
At this point 😆😆😆😆😆
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Hard to overstate the importance of this: Israeli and Palestinian co-directors of NO OTHER LAND speaking up for Palestinians oppressed by Israel's occupation, calling out US support for its genocide, affirming there is—still—hope for another way. The most vital this year's Oscars could have been.
March 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hard to overstate the importance of this: Israeli and Palestinian co-directors of NO OTHER LAND speaking up for Palestinians oppressed by Israel's occupation, calling out US support for its genocide, affirming there is—still—hope for another way. The most vital this year's Oscars could have been.
I’ve never liked the French and I never will … (Justine Triet obviously excluded)
March 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’ve never liked the French and I never will … (Justine Triet obviously excluded)
Hell yeah Zoe Saldana for Center Stage
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hell yeah Zoe Saldana for Center Stage
Mick Jagger actually is Nosferatu
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Mick Jagger actually is Nosferatu
Genuinely why was Qualley in that … is she the new Bond? (Fine with me)
March 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Genuinely why was Qualley in that … is she the new Bond? (Fine with me)
We love an upset!! Sean Baker has a damn Oscar!! I couldn’t be happier 🥹🥹🥹🥹
March 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We love an upset!! Sean Baker has a damn Oscar!! I couldn’t be happier 🥹🥹🥹🥹
If I was producing the Oscar’s this year I would’ve done a whole tribute to the fake bands and pop stars of 2024 (ie. August Moon from The Idea of You, Lady Raven from Trap, Skye Riley from Smile 2 etc) and had them all perform
March 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If I was producing the Oscar’s this year I would’ve done a whole tribute to the fake bands and pop stars of 2024 (ie. August Moon from The Idea of You, Lady Raven from Trap, Skye Riley from Smile 2 etc) and had them all perform
Honestly, every time I watch ANY Batman movie I’m like … is THIS the best Batman movie?!?!
February 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Honestly, every time I watch ANY Batman movie I’m like … is THIS the best Batman movie?!?!
I’d *prefer* other movies but will be very chill if The Brutalist wins Best Picture
February 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’d *prefer* other movies but will be very chill if The Brutalist wins Best Picture
Dear Universe I am once again asking you to keep us safe on this flight so I may see Dune : messiah thank you🙌🏻👍🏻🙏🏻
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dear Universe I am once again asking you to keep us safe on this flight so I may see Dune : messiah thank you🙌🏻👍🏻🙏🏻
One thing you’ll literally never ever see me do is run through an airport
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
One thing you’ll literally never ever see me do is run through an airport
Dear universe please keep us safe on this flight so that I can see Dune : Messiah. Thank you 🙏🏻 ✨
February 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dear universe please keep us safe on this flight so that I can see Dune : Messiah. Thank you 🙏🏻 ✨
This story is so good and if you’ve never read it, remedy that. It’s .. um … relevant
Been thinking about Ursula K. Le Guin's "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" lately.
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This story is so good and if you’ve never read it, remedy that. It’s .. um … relevant
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2
Guy Pearce y’all. Guy … fucking … Pearce. Loses half a star because the emotional climax of the movie didn’t work perfectly for me.
Guy Pearce y’all. Guy … fucking … Pearce. Loses half a star because the emotional climax of the movie didn’t work perfectly for me.
February 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2
Guy Pearce y’all. Guy … fucking … Pearce. Loses half a star because the emotional climax of the movie didn’t work perfectly for me.
Guy Pearce y’all. Guy … fucking … Pearce. Loses half a star because the emotional climax of the movie didn’t work perfectly for me.
Would pay 800 American dollars if an airline offered a Twilight-like anesthesia for the duration of my flight. A 7am Bloody Mary isn’t cutting it anymore
February 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Would pay 800 American dollars if an airline offered a Twilight-like anesthesia for the duration of my flight. A 7am Bloody Mary isn’t cutting it anymore