What if the Jaws 50th anniversary shark vessel just became my family’s regular movie night popcorn/sick bowl

I downloaded the dumbest game last week to deal with election stress, one where I remove nails strategically from boards, and occasionally it gives me this joyous message

[I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's voice] I saw mid-rise capri jeans back at Old Navy

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene JOLENE

It arrived this morning so I’m being the bigger person and officially ending our feud, Daft Punk

Really feeling for this kid’s mom today. I thought we had a rough morning getting ready for school but thank god my child didn’t purposefully fell an entire nation’s beloved ancient tree

I want to take a break. From everything

My husband is sitting next to me on the sofa watching a video of someone restoring an ancient pair of German headphones. I’m so glad we’re already married because he is living this every single day

Don’t do it Sarah

But also

How do you narrow it down