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Sarah Breese
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Comedy person. Sian from #BravoTwoCharlies. Kath from BBC’s #TouristTrap. I run @BeastlyMedia. Currently Welsh.
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Not sure how accurate this dramatisation is. No mention of Fergie and they haven’t been to Pizza Express once.
Screen grab from “The Prince & Me” on Netflix
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Wow Mercedes have really tapped into what parents want from a car
An adult and a child in a Mercedes car. The girl is maybe 10 and sitting behind the wheel. The caption reads “master driving with Mercedes-Benz world. No lice…”
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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A story in two parts
Facebook marketplace offering to show me “more listings like Pear Shaped Like a Head”. A weird distorted thumbnail of a pear that does not actually look like a head but definitely looks cursed in some way. The next page says “there are no results for Pear shaped like a head within 402 kilometres”.
August 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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FFS #cymraeg
Google AI result explaining that the Welsh phrase “pry cop” means “Hello Policeman” which is absolute bollocks. It means spider. I was googling it because I was fascinated to realise that the word “cob” in the English word “cobweb” was a Germanic word for a round thing, so a “cob” was another word for a spider, and I realised that the Welsh word for spider was likely derived from the same root. But to summarise - AI is fucking useless.
March 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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…and let this goon what?
A woman in sunglasses holding a sign that reads “long after this moron is dead history will remember the cowards who kept quiet and let this go on”. There’s a little picture of his stupid face squeezed in there somewhere. You know who it is. I think maybe her printer struggled to recreate the kind of hideous orange he normally looks, so he’s paler than usual. His face may be small but there’s no escaping the putrid stench of gormlessness radiating out of that single-celled smooth brain he’s sporting.
March 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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“Great Grandma Sarah, what did you do to fight the 2020s rise of Fascism?”
“…”
March 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
“Hi Sauron, it’s Reg from The Bill here. Just want to let you know that I’ve got your ring here at Sun Hill police station if you want to pop along and pick it up”.
December 23, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Welsh Nighthawks
Moody mountain road near Brecon with lazy clouds and a cyclist who has stopped at the burger van for a snack he probably deserves after riding up the big hill
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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£140?? I still have this shirt but starting to regret not getting “Cantona” like my peers and instead going for the equally iconic but apparently less collectible “Karel Poborský”
Man Utd late 90s white away kit with Cantona number 7 on the back
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Bring back this woman
November 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Am I drunk or
November 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Can’t pronounce it without becoming him
Map of “Beauraing” in France Captain Crabtree from 70s BBC sitcom Allo Allo
April 4, 2024 at 8:46 PM