SarahAndCo
@sarahandco.bsky.social
A dysfunctional family of 5 bi/lezza girls and our amazing foster kids. See pinned tweet for info. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU #Goth
Bought this pair of leather Goth garter belts for my girlfriend Jen.
Because she can rock the look and I'm a damn perv! 🤷♀️
£3.99! Because struggle-cuddle sex is a bargain on Ali Express. 😉
Because she can rock the look and I'm a damn perv! 🤷♀️
£3.99! Because struggle-cuddle sex is a bargain on Ali Express. 😉
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bought this pair of leather Goth garter belts for my girlfriend Jen.
Because she can rock the look and I'm a damn perv! 🤷♀️
£3.99! Because struggle-cuddle sex is a bargain on Ali Express. 😉
Because she can rock the look and I'm a damn perv! 🤷♀️
£3.99! Because struggle-cuddle sex is a bargain on Ali Express. 😉
Lol. I was same as Annie at same age. Dad took me to London to see them when I was 13. He knew their manager Rob so I met them after the gig and they signed this poster. That and my stage pass have pride of place on my wall!
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Lol. I was same as Annie at same age. Dad took me to London to see them when I was 13. He knew their manager Rob so I met them after the gig and they signed this poster. That and my stage pass have pride of place on my wall!
Our new kitten cat watching gerbils on Cats TV
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Our new kitten cat watching gerbils on Cats TV
Awww! Little fragile wank-stain @abdohassan.bsky.social who has followed me for AGES has blocked me when he went on a random rant about sinning. I don't give a fuck. Turns out he's a proper bible-bashing TWATFACE!
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Awww! Little fragile wank-stain @abdohassan.bsky.social who has followed me for AGES has blocked me when he went on a random rant about sinning. I don't give a fuck. Turns out he's a proper bible-bashing TWATFACE!
I don't tell lies. Here's the DM.
Chance to respond? THIS WAS AUGUST!
I wanted this for my BDSM events biz and offered him a 'captive' market in the UK.
Great artist but has lost out on a fortune. I'd have been happy with a 'sorry for the late reply...'
Ask Lee about this. Have HIM explain ffs!
Chance to respond? THIS WAS AUGUST!
I wanted this for my BDSM events biz and offered him a 'captive' market in the UK.
Great artist but has lost out on a fortune. I'd have been happy with a 'sorry for the late reply...'
Ask Lee about this. Have HIM explain ffs!
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don't tell lies. Here's the DM.
Chance to respond? THIS WAS AUGUST!
I wanted this for my BDSM events biz and offered him a 'captive' market in the UK.
Great artist but has lost out on a fortune. I'd have been happy with a 'sorry for the late reply...'
Ask Lee about this. Have HIM explain ffs!
Chance to respond? THIS WAS AUGUST!
I wanted this for my BDSM events biz and offered him a 'captive' market in the UK.
Great artist but has lost out on a fortune. I'd have been happy with a 'sorry for the late reply...'
Ask Lee about this. Have HIM explain ffs!
Our new rescue kitten Bella. She's watching Cats TV on YouTube for first time.
It's AI mice running about. She's fascinated! She keeps hitting the screen and looking round back of TV to see where they've gone to! 😆😆😆🥰
It's AI mice running about. She's fascinated! She keeps hitting the screen and looking round back of TV to see where they've gone to! 😆😆😆🥰
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Our new rescue kitten Bella. She's watching Cats TV on YouTube for first time.
It's AI mice running about. She's fascinated! She keeps hitting the screen and looking round back of TV to see where they've gone to! 😆😆😆🥰
It's AI mice running about. She's fascinated! She keeps hitting the screen and looking round back of TV to see where they've gone to! 😆😆😆🥰
Little Oskar watching mice on CatsTV. 🥰🤗
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Little Oskar watching mice on CatsTV. 🥰🤗
You're giving out death threats? Can you hire a hitman with the $12 you said you had left?
I think you need to buy crazy meds you fuckwit!
I think you need to buy crazy meds you fuckwit!
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You're giving out death threats? Can you hire a hitman with the $12 you said you had left?
I think you need to buy crazy meds you fuckwit!
I think you need to buy crazy meds you fuckwit!
Yeah. UK has banned under 18s from some social media and other shite.
Then the government discovered VPNs exist! So they didn't trust parents to monitor kids internet use but now trust them to monitor VPNs. Like any parent knows what one is!
Here's mine. Set up by 12yo neighbour.
Then the government discovered VPNs exist! So they didn't trust parents to monitor kids internet use but now trust them to monitor VPNs. Like any parent knows what one is!
Here's mine. Set up by 12yo neighbour.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yeah. UK has banned under 18s from some social media and other shite.
Then the government discovered VPNs exist! So they didn't trust parents to monitor kids internet use but now trust them to monitor VPNs. Like any parent knows what one is!
Here's mine. Set up by 12yo neighbour.
Then the government discovered VPNs exist! So they didn't trust parents to monitor kids internet use but now trust them to monitor VPNs. Like any parent knows what one is!
Here's mine. Set up by 12yo neighbour.
I bought these from a legit online pharmacy for my boyfriend for a laugh. They're own label Viagra!
His girlfriend popped round tonight and I gave them to her. This is revenge we planned!
Box says keep out of reach of children. YEAH! No one wants their toddler running about with a stiffy!😳
His girlfriend popped round tonight and I gave them to her. This is revenge we planned!
Box says keep out of reach of children. YEAH! No one wants their toddler running about with a stiffy!😳
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I bought these from a legit online pharmacy for my boyfriend for a laugh. They're own label Viagra!
His girlfriend popped round tonight and I gave them to her. This is revenge we planned!
Box says keep out of reach of children. YEAH! No one wants their toddler running about with a stiffy!😳
His girlfriend popped round tonight and I gave them to her. This is revenge we planned!
Box says keep out of reach of children. YEAH! No one wants their toddler running about with a stiffy!😳
Dad was round earlier. He tried to wrestle with my cat Big Dave. This was the outcome.
He turned to his bodyguard and best friend Zak "You can't even protect me from a fucking cat you useless Black bastard! Do your fucking job or I'll call ICE!" 🤣🤣
How many times? Don't fuck with Big Dave!!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️😁
He turned to his bodyguard and best friend Zak "You can't even protect me from a fucking cat you useless Black bastard! Do your fucking job or I'll call ICE!" 🤣🤣
How many times? Don't fuck with Big Dave!!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️😁
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Dad was round earlier. He tried to wrestle with my cat Big Dave. This was the outcome.
He turned to his bodyguard and best friend Zak "You can't even protect me from a fucking cat you useless Black bastard! Do your fucking job or I'll call ICE!" 🤣🤣
How many times? Don't fuck with Big Dave!!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️😁
He turned to his bodyguard and best friend Zak "You can't even protect me from a fucking cat you useless Black bastard! Do your fucking job or I'll call ICE!" 🤣🤣
How many times? Don't fuck with Big Dave!!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️😁
It probably said "Like yeah maaaan. Woof!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It probably said "Like yeah maaaan. Woof!"
Haha! Found a pic of me as a kid. Jeez I looked miserable even then! No wonder I grew up to be a goth!!!
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Haha! Found a pic of me as a kid. Jeez I looked miserable even then! No wonder I grew up to be a goth!!!
I've just bought this treasure for £10,000!
It's a rare £5 note printed upside down!
It's a rare £5 note printed upside down!
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've just bought this treasure for £10,000!
It's a rare £5 note printed upside down!
It's a rare £5 note printed upside down!
Girlfriend Manda ordered a dog coat from TikTok. Got pages from Aegos catalogue! Return address is a flower shop in London so I called them to warn them.
They said they'd call police. With what info ffs? I said to wait and I'll trace sender address tomorrow but the woman was clueless and hung up!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️
They said they'd call police. With what info ffs? I said to wait and I'll trace sender address tomorrow but the woman was clueless and hung up!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Girlfriend Manda ordered a dog coat from TikTok. Got pages from Aegos catalogue! Return address is a flower shop in London so I called them to warn them.
They said they'd call police. With what info ffs? I said to wait and I'll trace sender address tomorrow but the woman was clueless and hung up!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️
They said they'd call police. With what info ffs? I said to wait and I'll trace sender address tomorrow but the woman was clueless and hung up!🤷🏻♀️🤦♀️
Look at this daft cunt @momokingpdf.bsky.social. Jumped into my DMs wanting me to join the Illuminati lol!
Thick fuck gave ME of all people his gang-master's Bitcoin wallet!
Anyone wanna have fun joining dots?
Thick fuck gave ME of all people his gang-master's Bitcoin wallet!
Anyone wanna have fun joining dots?
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Look at this daft cunt @momokingpdf.bsky.social. Jumped into my DMs wanting me to join the Illuminati lol!
Thick fuck gave ME of all people his gang-master's Bitcoin wallet!
Anyone wanna have fun joining dots?
Thick fuck gave ME of all people his gang-master's Bitcoin wallet!
Anyone wanna have fun joining dots?
Our Lithuanian mate has a gift from us! He moved to UK when he was 7yo.
Here he is speeding from Calais and look! He has bricks of cocaine which he needed to sell due to cost of living crisis.
The name of the boat? That's Lithuanian for Immigrant Smuggler.
I am a terrible friend! 😁😁
Here he is speeding from Calais and look! He has bricks of cocaine which he needed to sell due to cost of living crisis.
The name of the boat? That's Lithuanian for Immigrant Smuggler.
I am a terrible friend! 😁😁
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Our Lithuanian mate has a gift from us! He moved to UK when he was 7yo.
Here he is speeding from Calais and look! He has bricks of cocaine which he needed to sell due to cost of living crisis.
The name of the boat? That's Lithuanian for Immigrant Smuggler.
I am a terrible friend! 😁😁
Here he is speeding from Calais and look! He has bricks of cocaine which he needed to sell due to cost of living crisis.
The name of the boat? That's Lithuanian for Immigrant Smuggler.
I am a terrible friend! 😁😁
Big Dave is not happy that old girl Freyja is asleep in his new cardboard box!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Big Dave is not happy that old girl Freyja is asleep in his new cardboard box!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Our cats Big Dave and Oskar are watching Cat TV on YouTube in our kids room.
They're fascinated with GCI rodents running about and our girlies are crying laughing!
They're fascinated with GCI rodents running about and our girlies are crying laughing!
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Our cats Big Dave and Oskar are watching Cat TV on YouTube in our kids room.
They're fascinated with GCI rodents running about and our girlies are crying laughing!
They're fascinated with GCI rodents running about and our girlies are crying laughing!
#SpotTheScammer.
@bloodhoundbaddie.bsky.social jumped into my DMs to give me a 'reading' from a 'spirit guide' without realising I can charge £700 per gig doing the same. But I'm MUCH fucking better. I'm a performer NOT a scammer and I tell the audience it's all trickery.
Oh, she was fucking SHIT!
@bloodhoundbaddie.bsky.social jumped into my DMs to give me a 'reading' from a 'spirit guide' without realising I can charge £700 per gig doing the same. But I'm MUCH fucking better. I'm a performer NOT a scammer and I tell the audience it's all trickery.
Oh, she was fucking SHIT!
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#SpotTheScammer.
@bloodhoundbaddie.bsky.social jumped into my DMs to give me a 'reading' from a 'spirit guide' without realising I can charge £700 per gig doing the same. But I'm MUCH fucking better. I'm a performer NOT a scammer and I tell the audience it's all trickery.
Oh, she was fucking SHIT!
@bloodhoundbaddie.bsky.social jumped into my DMs to give me a 'reading' from a 'spirit guide' without realising I can charge £700 per gig doing the same. But I'm MUCH fucking better. I'm a performer NOT a scammer and I tell the audience it's all trickery.
Oh, she was fucking SHIT!