Sarah The Everlame
@sarah-the-everlame.bsky.social
Artist, truth teller, sometime shit disturber.
Your parents would hate me if we dated.
Your parents would hate me if we dated.
For real, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
For real, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
This story is giving off heavy ""you mean you forgot cranberries too?" vibes. I love it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This story is giving off heavy ""you mean you forgot cranberries too?" vibes. I love it.
For the first one I think it was just "Indiana Jones spike trap" but I couldn't find the second one on here so I Googled it.
I mean skill, obviously. Pfft
I mean skill, obviously. Pfft
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
For the first one I think it was just "Indiana Jones spike trap" but I couldn't find the second one on here so I Googled it.
I mean skill, obviously. Pfft
I mean skill, obviously. Pfft
I also would have accepted this one
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I also would have accepted this one
James Mcavoy Sweating GIF
ALT: James Mcavoy Sweating GIF
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November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Please don't. Oh god please. The pain. Maybe this instead? (sorry for the consumerism but sometimes I'm too tired to fight it) www.manscaped.com/products/wee...
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www.manscaped.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Please don't. Oh god please. The pain. Maybe this instead? (sorry for the consumerism but sometimes I'm too tired to fight it) www.manscaped.com/products/wee...
Giving off those "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather" vibes :D
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Giving off those "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather" vibes :D
Meanwhile: inflatable kangaroo suits sell out nation wide.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Meanwhile: inflatable kangaroo suits sell out nation wide.
On date night?
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
On date night?