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Sarah Clowder (she/they)
@sarah-clowder.bsky.social
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German born, Kentucky raised. I write about ladies and ladies smooching ladies. Married to the amazing @oworthyfool !

Website: sarahclowder.com
Shop: payhip.com/SillyGooseInk
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Gummy has me feeling like myself tonight
A selfie of myself with clear frame glasses and the Cerberus from Hades hoodie that I definitely didn't steal from my wife
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Women want one thing *, and it's yucky.

* retirement. Please let Leslie retire. Let her finally have a nap.
The cover for Fools Rush In, art by itsrobinade . It has gold filigree along the edges. The text from top to bottom reads: Book 1 of the Fools Trilogy. FOOLS RUSH IN. Sarah Clowder. The image features an older elven woman sitting in a red chair with a goblet spilling wine into a smiling puddle, and a sword with a glowing heart at the hilt. Behind her is a foggy background mostly concealing a large vault door.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Fools Rush In is available on my shop!

💖 Bisexual lead
🎉 Polyamory end game
🔮 Cool sword
♥️ Processing trauma
🪆 Found family
🎭 Enemies to lovers

A free preview (70+ pages) is also available.

📚 sarahclowder.com
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A marketing graphic with a soft pink background and faded foliage. The main text reads: You have called us and we wish to respond, but you are tainted. We can give you what you desire. Do you accept? Followed by a broken heart gem. The bottom text reads: Available in paperback and ebook. Free preview available at sarahclowder.com The cover, at the center and to the left, is for Fools Rush In by Sarah Clowder (art by Amanda Robin @robinade ). It features an older elf woman sitting slouched in a red chair with a ruby necklace. In one hand, a goblet of wine is spilling into a grinning puddle, the other holds a sword with the same broken hearted gem as the graphic.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Our newest addition with our less than enthused uncle ("you promised the last one was the last one")
A young tortie kitten in a box with an older brown and black cat staring out the window
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Nap
A tortie kitten curled up on a human, asleep
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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💫 QRP with your cover + first page + link 💫

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Cover for Fools Rush In by Sarah Clowder (art by Amanda Robin @robinade). Leslie, an older elf with short gray hair and ear piercings, sits on a red chair. She has a red gem necklace on. In one hand, a goblet of wine is spilling into a grinning goop puddle. The other hand holds a sword with a glowing broken gem heart at the hilt. There's fog rolling behind her with a vague vault door in the back. Chapter 42 Finding a bear to fight was hard as the wine and other free booze from the open bar kicked in. Leslie wasn't sure if chugging her ex-fiance's wine after lashing out at him was worth it- wait. No. It so was. But something about that drink wasn't sitting right. Her feet criss-crossed in the ill-fitting gown she bought last moment for Some Someone's wedding. She caught herself on a tree trunk before she could crash to the forest ground, sweating hard. Don't puke, don't puke, don't puke... Everything was burning up. Her stomach churned and her head throbbed. Leslie took in deep slow breaths, a cheek pressed to the tree. A bell chime in her head. She stumbled back from her tree friend and tripped in her too-high heels. What the- More bells chimed, each ring louder than the last until she was screaming and covering her pierced pointed ears. Unfortunately for her, that was only the start. The chiming went on as her blood heated up to a boil. She wanted to rip off her skin, vlqw it off to find any relief. She sweated [it goes to the next page after this line]
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Happy Halloween from our lil pumpkin 🎃
A white pit bull mix with a black and pink nose looking up at the camera. She's wearing a soft plush jack o lantern pumpkin costume
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Eavie kitten here to remind you I have a shop! Come buy some wares so she may get more mouse toys. payhip.com/SillyGooseInk
A tortie kitten on a blanket with her paws outstretched, looking up at the camera with hazel eyes
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Look!! At my sweeties!! My Alik and my Eavie babies
Me in a floral chair holding a tortie kitten barely as big as my hands and a handsome white/orange cat looking at me in disgust for daring to sit nearby with New Kitten
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Baby says hello and that she's the reason why mommy hasn't been online much (and no she's not sorry)
A small tortie kitten in the window, looking at the camera with a back paw up
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Trying to read @vesperdoom.com Binding of Bloom Mountain but noOoOoOo
Me hunched over a book while a Calico kitten stares at the photographer. She looks like the photographer ruined moment
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Soooo... 5 AM in the rain and we hear the most pathetic cries from the park and... after some chasing, some drying, some food...

Welcome Eavie Linguini to our family???
Me holding a screaming Calico kitten My wife holding a Calico kitten with their paws hanging out
October 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Hehehehe updated my lock screen. My silly best wife with their pumpkin 🎃
A lock screen of a short enby (my wife oworthyfool) in gray shirt, a tan hat, and holding up the tiniest of pumpkins. They're standing in a pumpkin patch with a goofy proud grin
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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We're not going to talk about my lack of ironing (and that I even BROUGHT an iron but went "it looks like ruffles")
A picture of me at two tables. The first has merchandise for my book and is goose themed. The other has various dolls and gift bags
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Happy birthday to Fools Rush In~ 🥳
Happy birthday to Fools Rush In~ 😳
Happy birthday to Fools Rush In~ 🎂
The cover of Foos Rush In. There's golden-like filigree around the edges and in the corners. An older elf woman sits in a red chair with a spilling goblet in one hand, a sword with a glowing heart in the other. A ruby jewel necklace at her neck. The spilling wine makes a creepy puddle on the ground. There's a foggy vault in the background. Text: Book 1 of the Fools Rush Trilogy FOOLS RUSH IN Sarah Clowder
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Leslie Glynore is old and cranky and just wants to retire from her unwanted Paladin life. Maybe with a cute Duchess. Maybe alone in the woods. But definitely NOT with that jerk face Alik. #LGBTQWriteAThon
A gray scale image of my character Leslie- an elf with ear piercings and a grumpy expression. Art by pukao
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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My old man!!
A brown and black tabby with green eyes and a tuft of white sitting on a desk
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Soon...
A collection of soaps Leslie: a green bar- goat soap scented with sweet tart lemonade and tangy cherries Daphne: a yellow bar- goat soap scented with garden greens, mint, and spring florals Alik: a red bar- goat soap scented with sweet vanilla, sugary lemon, and coconut Brick: an orange bar- goat soap scented with apple cinnamon vanilla doughnuts Eavie: a purple bar- goat soap scented with exotic flowers and bright citrus fruit Paladin Magic: a blue bar- goat soap scented with mint, coastal sage, and crisp bergamot
October 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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All (US) packages sent! Will be going to UPS after work for my poor Canadians
Me leaning against the trunk of my car carrying a bunch of boxes. There are two boxes filled with more boxes in the trunk
October 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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A small snip from Fools Rush In, book one of my trilogy that's releasing next week! #LGBTQWriteAThon
Daphne pressed a finger between her furrowed eyebrows. “Where did you go?” the Duchess whispered. Her fingers trailed along her jaw to turn Leslie’s face to look at her. “Come back to me.” Leslie looked and found tears threatening to fall from… her own eyes? What the fuck was this? This… feeling things? “Forgive me.” “For what?” For deceiving you. For not knowing what to do. For… She leaned forward to close the gap between them, but stopped before their lips met. The Duchess whimpered at the restraint. “I will not forgive you if you tease me like this,” Daphne said, voice quivering. That was all she needed.
October 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Good morning #LGBTQWriteAThon! My current WIP is book three of my trilogy. I've been working on it for quite awhile. I struggle with ending things (writing, video games, etc). But I hope to finish soon!

Polyamory, fantasy, smooches, healing, this wagon can fit so much! *slaps side*
A four panel mood board with a white box at the center with: A legacy for a life? The first panel is of a charmingly painted old school wagon. The second is of a yellow Walkman with headphones. The third is of a shadow at a window. The last is of a cloaked figure with its back to the photographer looking out into the wild.
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I saw this and thought of the Slapper
A black book called "How to Control My Anger and Stop Myself From Doing These Things to the Customers" by BJ Nomnom. The cover has four images like a comic- a woman giving a man a chokehold, an androgynous worker choking a man, a man choke holding another man, and the last panel is of someone wrestling pulling a man to the ground.
October 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The decoy is working on my "helper"
A black and brown cat stretched out on cardboard book mailers. The same black and brown cat on cardboard book mailers except now he's on his back exposing is tummy
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Yeeeeeeehaw, screw those awful TOS potential updates. Here's a snip from my book coming out October 15th that has even MORE filth in it. 🤠
In one push, Daphne’s hand was between her legs, touching her in all the right places. She moaned out louder than expected, eyes fluttering shut, hands grasping for anything to steady herself. Daphne held her with one arm while her other hand remained busy- circling, pressing, stroking, pulling out moan after moan. “You’ve gotta be quiet,” the Duchess teased right against her neck, using her own words against her. “You wouldn’t want one of the clerks to come in, hm? Or Eavie?” Daphne hit a particularly nice spot on her clit and Leslie bit her lower lip to keep the noises from spilling out. She was extra determined to not get Eavie’s attention. However- “All that… all that walking around… my legs are killing me,” she panted. Daphne, without missing a beat, pinned Leslie against the mirror, the Duchess’ knee at her thighs, adding to the friction of those dreadfully skilled fingers. “B-Better.” She could see the mirror fogging up with her hot breath, but still watched Daphne and her face all scrunched with concentration and determination. The strokes became rougher. F-Fuck… she wouldn’t last long at this rate. Another finger joined the party first in sync, and then moving opposite of the other. Oh… With a sharp inhale, she orgasmed against Daphne’s fingers. Her hips bucked and tightened around them, riding out the blissful sensation for as long as she could. She wanted to slide down to the floor and melt and keep that feeling going. “Fuuuuuuck…” Daphne pressed more kisses against her sweaty neck. “Now, now, Paladin. You’re not going to leave me all bothered here, are you? That wouldn’t be very nice of you.”
September 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Poor lil dude is still pretty high from his regular dental cleaning. He stared outside without moving for easily 5 minutes.
An orange and white cat staring into nothing. His back feet are dangling and showing off his pink toes
September 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM