Well he’s not even close to being as strong as a woman so we sure as shit aren’t claiming him.

You can literally get a BRAND NEW Rolex for $6200 AT a Rolex store! Pay the extra $1500 to avoid being a fraud.

And who is coming to Walmart able to afford a $4700 used Rolex in GOOD condition?! Do you know how many eggs that would buy?!

I set my reading goal at 100 books in 2025…I’ve read/listened to 29 as of today. My Story Graph says I’m 16 books ahead! Replaced doomscrolling with RomCom books and my left eye isn’t twitching! #ProtectLibraries #I💖Libby

Was this supposed to be a text message?

@cashfro.bsky.social is that the same air freshener I got you for Valentines today?!

I had this same thought!!! But they can take my high rise jeans from my cold dead hands.

Believe women. Always.

Dystopian novels, children’s folktales…tomato potato.

Thank you!! We like to call her Eliza Doolittle Security, she sounds and looks intimidating but can be easily bought with treats💖

Thank you!! She is also very appalled by the current state of the world 🫣💖😂

This is Eliza. She wears her middle finger on her chest and has no time for nonsense…unless it’s covered in peanut butter or she finds a warm spot in the sun 💖