I'm 45 with a permanent bridge. The amount of things that get stuck underneath, and then randomly at the most inopportune times get dislodged and hit the back of my throat like a rocket is awful. People think I'm choking on air.

This is only the second social media app I've ever downloaded. And I'm already overloaded with new things. I'm fine, it's fine. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do it right.