shoutout god good call on that one bro

🫡🫡🫡 i shall

i need to go tippy tap on my keyboard a little bit longer to finish this webb ed site and then i can go to sleep

boop boop :))

NO ITS NOT THE FUCKING REDDIT RESULTS (unfortunately 😭)

specifically my eyes—makes sense because there is almost certainly a noteworthy amount of swelling left over around them post-op even if it’s not too noticeable. but like i just looked myself in the eyes and was like “damn if a bitch looked at me this way from across the bar i’d kiss her”

infinite tranny naptime PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

yeah fair tbh if a woman doesn’t respect herself her tears aren’t worth gooning to. now boys on the other hand,,,,,,

i respect and value myself enough to accept that being dehumanized by beautiful dykes would fix all of my problems

MAYBE YOUR TUMMY WILL FEEL BETTER AFTER YOU DO YOUR SHOT MAYBE YOULL FEEL BRAVER WHEN YOU HAVE NORMAL LEVELS AGAIN

DO YOUR FUCKING SHOT ALREADY OH MY GOD

SUCH A GOOD MOVIE OMG quite possibly my favorite satoshi kon?? i have a hard time ranking them tbh but it’s absolutely up there HAVE FUN

chaser dykes can call me a transbian ONE (1) time for every 3 times they call me a tranny and every 5 times they call me a faggot yes this is important no i will not explain why

no keep cooking im starving rn