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Hey, I’m here now too I guess
Not impressed with my toilet
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fur
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As someone who receives little to no physical touch for most of my adult life, this sure does feel nice (even I can feel faint claws)
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I bought a pair of pants on SHEIN because I have a hard time in real life.

They don’t fit.

I’m like an in between size for everything.

Am I thin? Yes. But am I tall? Also yes.

wtf do I do
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh look. Another mass shooting at a school on the eve of Sandy Hook.

I’m sure conservatives will get on this right away.
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Sara
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I was paying for my cupcakes at sugar and someone parallel parking hit my car and didn’t even look lol

Bitch
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How do you get cat hair off couch fabric?

I have a vacuum specifically for pet hair.

This is caked on the couches.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Did 23andme a long time ago. Mostly Italian/Irish and little danish. But I guess they’ve updated and now I’m a little less? Irish and a little more? Italian and Nordic? Interesting.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I be fartin today wooo
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ford what?
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Whoeve designed the parking lot near Trader Joe’s in Manchester should get the pair of anguish
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Trying to push a shopping cart thru Walmart might as well just in front of a car
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I meant to share this post several days ago LOL
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I haven’t pooped in days

My kidney hurts (so I’ll probably piss blood) (Dr not concerned)

Work is behind

Someone stole over $1200 worth of lotion earlier

Low budgeted hours the week before and week of Christmas. WTF.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why does it have to hurt sometimes during ovulation. Like… c’mon
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mine and hers
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM