John Damocles
@sara-amy.bsky.social
Oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?
Why am I nervous ALL THE TIME. Fuck off. Gonna kill me early. And you know what. That makes me nervous.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why am I nervous ALL THE TIME. Fuck off. Gonna kill me early. And you know what. That makes me nervous.
Toddler in the store right now who has clearly discovered the word sheesh and is using it as liberally as possible
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Toddler in the store right now who has clearly discovered the word sheesh and is using it as liberally as possible
Vegetable gap relationship
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Vegetable gap relationship
Do you ever listen to a song and know it’s going to be unlistenable once your parents die
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Do you ever listen to a song and know it’s going to be unlistenable once your parents die
Why do I get the post-lunch scaries everyday at work. What am I scared of? It’s a mystery to me daily
September 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Why do I get the post-lunch scaries everyday at work. What am I scared of? It’s a mystery to me daily
I need one half cup of decaf coffee everyday at 3pm but nothing in my life lines up so this can happen
July 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I need one half cup of decaf coffee everyday at 3pm but nothing in my life lines up so this can happen
Dozing off in a public park, an exercise in caution and fear.
July 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Dozing off in a public park, an exercise in caution and fear.
Dance Yrself Clean on repeat summer
July 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Dance Yrself Clean on repeat summer
Found at a gas station mid road trip @malevolent.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Found at a gas station mid road trip @malevolent.bsky.social
Reposted by John Damocles
December 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by John Damocles
A few more from the Clerk & Dagger ttrpg
October 26, 2023 at 1:51 PM
A few more from the Clerk & Dagger ttrpg
For my 10 year anniversary on Twitter, I’m leaving the app! Yay!
November 27, 2024 at 2:02 AM
For my 10 year anniversary on Twitter, I’m leaving the app! Yay!
It’s so far past breakfast that it’s close to breakfast. It’s both before and after breakfast. Schrödingers breakfast
November 7, 2024 at 6:06 AM
It’s so far past breakfast that it’s close to breakfast. It’s both before and after breakfast. Schrödingers breakfast
I guess I’ll just recycle all my old tweets here. All 8 of them. Surely they’re worth that.
November 7, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I guess I’ll just recycle all my old tweets here. All 8 of them. Surely they’re worth that.