SapphireClub
@sapphireclub.bsky.social
30+, socially awkward mediocre artist/writer, probably at least a little NSFW and overall a mess when it comes to having any sort of presence online. (They/them is fine, I don't have a strong opinion on what pronouns I'd want to use)
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Merry balloonday!
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Merry balloonday!
I'm sure by now someone's done a Christmas Xurkitree where they're powering all of the lights, but it still sounds like a good idea
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm sure by now someone's done a Christmas Xurkitree where they're powering all of the lights, but it still sounds like a good idea
Happy birthday!
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Happy birthday!
Feels very on brand with your vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Feels very on brand with your vibe.
Definitely mittens here. Feels more practical to be able to draw out a sharp thing when needed for box cutting or looking menacing.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Definitely mittens here. Feels more practical to be able to draw out a sharp thing when needed for box cutting or looking menacing.
Without looking it up, it sounds like it's just a bald dude.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Without looking it up, it sounds like it's just a bald dude.
Only if there's an official Microsoft document detailing Clippy's gender identity.
August 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Only if there's an official Microsoft document detailing Clippy's gender identity.
Was it more a flavour or texture thing?
July 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Was it more a flavour or texture thing?
It absolutely is.
But is the picture life-size?
But is the picture life-size?
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It absolutely is.
But is the picture life-size?
But is the picture life-size?
Surprising if you've never been turned into a pride flag by now, ngl
June 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Surprising if you've never been turned into a pride flag by now, ngl
No, I think making yourself look worse for the before/early pics is more cheaty. You're just taking a good picture, nothing wrong with cleaning up for it.
June 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
No, I think making yourself look worse for the before/early pics is more cheaty. You're just taking a good picture, nothing wrong with cleaning up for it.
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if you were a tram at some point in time
June 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if you were a tram at some point in time
I'm equally torn between making a phicck joke and just being curious if that has any actual impact on the sound.
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm equally torn between making a phicck joke and just being curious if that has any actual impact on the sound.
Time to rotate the board?
April 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Time to rotate the board?