Update apparently filming a thirst trap for your girlfriend oddly helps a lot with your own body image
love is sending her a tiktok of a masc lesbian doing the tears trend and then watching her re-watch that part while my face is in her chest
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Update apparently filming a thirst trap for your girlfriend oddly helps a lot with your own body image
love is sending her a tiktok of a masc lesbian doing the tears trend and then watching her re-watch that part while my face is in her chest
October 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
love is sending her a tiktok of a masc lesbian doing the tears trend and then watching her re-watch that part while my face is in her chest
white women will literally develop an asian kink instead of going to therapy
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
white women will literally develop an asian kink instead of going to therapy
I sent her some metaphor about needing to love yourself to truly love someone else and she responded with "homo, I mlem you"
August 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I sent her some metaphor about needing to love yourself to truly love someone else and she responded with "homo, I mlem you"
my girlfriend just came over, quacked at me, and left
I need to pin her to a wall asap
I need to pin her to a wall asap
June 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
my girlfriend just came over, quacked at me, and left
I need to pin her to a wall asap
I need to pin her to a wall asap
girl transitioned pillow talk into a 9/11 joke
what.
what.
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
girl transitioned pillow talk into a 9/11 joke
what.
what.
she connected her carabiner to a keyring to another carabiner
ultimate lesbian action
ultimate lesbian action
June 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
she connected her carabiner to a keyring to another carabiner
ultimate lesbian action
ultimate lesbian action
girls she just described my midriff as being similar to two trucks having sex what am I supposed to do with her
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
girls she just described my midriff as being similar to two trucks having sex what am I supposed to do with her
just realized she made me a laufey girly,,, gals I'm so cooked
May 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
just realized she made me a laufey girly,,, gals I'm so cooked
accidentally made mustard gas in my bathroom, chat is this rizz?
May 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
accidentally made mustard gas in my bathroom, chat is this rizz?
sometimes love is cuddling your girlfriend as she dies laughing showing you an arcane edit to a be more chill song
May 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sometimes love is cuddling your girlfriend as she dies laughing showing you an arcane edit to a be more chill song
maybe love is 2am taco bell visits with your girlfriend
May 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
maybe love is 2am taco bell visits with your girlfriend
you ever look into her eyes and realize you want to see her grow old
May 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
you ever look into her eyes and realize you want to see her grow old
I haven't slept in my own bed in so long...
April 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven't slept in my own bed in so long...
accidentally swapped girlfriends with a friend... what do i do...
April 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
accidentally swapped girlfriends with a friend... what do i do...
god I'm so gay
April 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
god I'm so gay
girlie's going through it cause I haven't stayed over in 2 days (so am i)
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
girlie's going through it cause I haven't stayed over in 2 days (so am i)
She interrupted my kiss to show me an epic shrimp edit. I might end it all.
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
She interrupted my kiss to show me an epic shrimp edit. I might end it all.
I autistically yapped about my favorite band and then she grabbed me by the collar to kiss me
April 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I autistically yapped about my favorite band and then she grabbed me by the collar to kiss me
she's plotting with my plushies to kill me
April 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
she's plotting with my plushies to kill me
got a whole ass girl in her bed yet she's choosing to lock in🙄
April 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
got a whole ass girl in her bed yet she's choosing to lock in🙄
got asked if I have any notable titles as if I'm not my girlfriends girlfriend
April 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
got asked if I have any notable titles as if I'm not my girlfriends girlfriend
why were lesbians created if we can't spend every waking hour with our girlfriends
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
why were lesbians created if we can't spend every waking hour with our girlfriends
sorry gals I lied I actually prefer girls
guys....
April 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
sorry gals I lied I actually prefer girls