jamie
@sapphiccjamie.bsky.social
i tweet for the studio audience
one of my customers is names john clocker… i am Not calling that guy
August 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
one of my customers is names john clocker… i am Not calling that guy
every time i see someone tweet about jane remover i think they’re talking about my friend jane
July 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
every time i see someone tweet about jane remover i think they’re talking about my friend jane
my pants being like 1/3 of an inch too short might be what makes me do it
June 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
my pants being like 1/3 of an inch too short might be what makes me do it
ex esports enthusiast that thinks the na miata is the north american miata
May 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
ex esports enthusiast that thinks the na miata is the north american miata
got the stomach flu now i get how it feels to go around with no shields in fortnite
May 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
got the stomach flu now i get how it feels to go around with no shields in fortnite
guys i’m pretty sure mcivegotagun and tricky mac are the same guy
May 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
guys i’m pretty sure mcivegotagun and tricky mac are the same guy
my goat lost :/
May 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my goat lost :/
im remembering why i left….
May 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
im remembering why i left….
tryna find cowgirl boots and a hat for a hailey welch cosplay this saturday… any suggestions
May 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
tryna find cowgirl boots and a hat for a hailey welch cosplay this saturday… any suggestions
downloaded tinder and matched with a beautiful trans woman with a miata who is more than 10 years older than me in like five minutes.. we are soo back
May 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
downloaded tinder and matched with a beautiful trans woman with a miata who is more than 10 years older than me in like five minutes.. we are soo back
everyone that yolo’d is now dead
May 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
everyone that yolo’d is now dead
hmmm i’m learning that when you Do things, things will get done.. i’ll keep yall updated with my findings
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hmmm i’m learning that when you Do things, things will get done.. i’ll keep yall updated with my findings
desperate for a beautiful woman to watch speed racer with me
May 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
desperate for a beautiful woman to watch speed racer with me
ass so fat i popped the zipper to my jeans trying to remove them :/
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ass so fat i popped the zipper to my jeans trying to remove them :/
just got the news that they decided to go a different direction for the job i was interviewing for :/ congrats to whoever the new pope is but know that i would have been better
May 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
just got the news that they decided to go a different direction for the job i was interviewing for :/ congrats to whoever the new pope is but know that i would have been better
erm yea.. you could say im kinda like a celebrity
May 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
erm yea.. you could say im kinda like a celebrity
got hit by a parked car omw to work </3
May 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
got hit by a parked car omw to work </3
fuck yoda fr he’s a cold mfer and deserved his shameful dagobah exile
April 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
fuck yoda fr he’s a cold mfer and deserved his shameful dagobah exile
choosing to interpret yucky men calling me ‘sir’ as being the same as when the clones call ahsoka ‘sir’
April 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
choosing to interpret yucky men calling me ‘sir’ as being the same as when the clones call ahsoka ‘sir’
sleeper car with SMRF Q as the plate
April 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sleeper car with SMRF Q as the plate
just sold insurance to a guy with firstnamelastname88@mail.com as an email and bro was Not born in 1988…..
April 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
just sold insurance to a guy with firstnamelastname88@mail.com as an email and bro was Not born in 1988…..
girl who justifies succumbing to gta v micro transactions bc she’s “funding gta 6”
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
girl who justifies succumbing to gta v micro transactions bc she’s “funding gta 6”
realizing that if i’m really fruity more people will want to give me their credit card information
April 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
realizing that if i’m really fruity more people will want to give me their credit card information
saw my first updated model y and threw up all over the ground
April 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
saw my first updated model y and threw up all over the ground