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Life is like a box of chocolate: coarse, rough, irritating… and it get everywhere
Seriously what the fuck I thought this was winter
Seriously what the fuck I thought this was winter
December 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Life is like a box of chocolate: coarse, rough, irritating… and it get everywhere
Seriously what the fuck I thought this was winter
Seriously what the fuck I thought this was winter
The omegaverse is driving my partner into an existential crisis
December 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
The omegaverse is driving my partner into an existential crisis
Caitlyn from arcane is driving my lesbian soul crazy
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Caitlyn from arcane is driving my lesbian soul crazy
It is time, the solution had been brewing for months.
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
It is time, the solution had been brewing for months.
Watching Pantheon with my girlfriend and the song “Mr Roboto” comes on and she makes a joke about it being like some other song I respond with “this song is just like ‘Mr Roboto’ by Styx” and SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE SONG WAS!! Girl you’re a musician!
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Watching Pantheon with my girlfriend and the song “Mr Roboto” comes on and she makes a joke about it being like some other song I respond with “this song is just like ‘Mr Roboto’ by Styx” and SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE SONG WAS!! Girl you’re a musician!
My girlfriend and I just had our first and greatest argument. What was it about you ask? The cannon of Human Domestication Guide
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 AM
My girlfriend and I just had our first and greatest argument. What was it about you ask? The cannon of Human Domestication Guide
Today my girlfriend was meowing the national anthem at AGONIZING volume and I couldn’t say anything because I lost my voice. Luckily I’m a dnd player and remembered the post about disabling spell casters by pinning them against the wall and making out sloppy. Yeah I’m hot. Get over it.
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Today my girlfriend was meowing the national anthem at AGONIZING volume and I couldn’t say anything because I lost my voice. Luckily I’m a dnd player and remembered the post about disabling spell casters by pinning them against the wall and making out sloppy. Yeah I’m hot. Get over it.
Because I’ve been sick I haven’t had any funny thoughts or hot takes so I’m here to offer the only bit of news that’s happened and that is I just pulled a $40 pokemon card
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Because I’ve been sick I haven’t had any funny thoughts or hot takes so I’m here to offer the only bit of news that’s happened and that is I just pulled a $40 pokemon card
To understand how the Romans reacted to finding out Julius Caesar was a bottom you have to realize this is like if you found out george washington was a professional at frotting.
November 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
To understand how the Romans reacted to finding out Julius Caesar was a bottom you have to realize this is like if you found out george washington was a professional at frotting.