To the person who wrote this on the laboratory white board: may the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits for subjecting us to this terrible ear worm.

And yes, I’m making this everyone’s problem.

Ninja says mind ya business Smudge

New acquisition. Can’t wait to wear it and see the faces they make

One of the oldest #immucor Galileo Echos in the country, 15 years and going strong. And thank goodness because we still can’t get the budget for a new one.

Sent to my boss. Redactions are the organization name and boss’s name to protect my privacy, not theirs.

Welp, this day is off to a grand start

BE LOUD AS FUCK

Say nothing. You didn’t hear them, you haven’t seen them, and you definitely don’t know where they are.