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"Oh, don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex."
Posting quotes from SomethingWitty's SAO Abridged every 30 minutes. (Still under construction! Adding lines takes time!). ran by @nixashearts.bsky.social. not associated with SWE.
Posting quotes from SomethingWitty's SAO Abridged every 30 minutes. (Still under construction! Adding lines takes time!). ran by @nixashearts.bsky.social. not associated with SWE.
Well, um, y-you know, it, um, st- uh... d'uh... starts with an A...
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Well, um, y-you know, it, um, st- uh... d'uh... starts with an A...
Oh shit! Diabel, look out! That's not a talwar! It's a nodachi!
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Oh shit! Diabel, look out! That's not a talwar! It's a nodachi!
Huh, that thing went in pretty deep. I think I can still see a scar.
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Huh, that thing went in pretty deep. I think I can still see a scar.
You... You mean...?
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You... You mean...?
Seriously, Liz! As your only friend, I am begging you! Leave the shop! Meet someone! Anyone! It can't be worse than what this place is doing to you!
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Seriously, Liz! As your only friend, I am begging you! Leave the shop! Meet someone! Anyone! It can't be worse than what this place is doing to you!
And with that, much like that window, the cracks in your facade started to form.
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And with that, much like that window, the cracks in your facade started to form.
Ha ha, that's so Le Mao!!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ha ha, that's so Le Mao!!!
Uh, *Coughs/laughs* okay. But then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Uh, *Coughs/laughs* okay. But then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?
Pina... died.
December 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pina... died.
Oh, don't think you can back out now! That mouth of yours has dug your grave, and it's too deep to claw your way out now.
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oh, don't think you can back out now! That mouth of yours has dug your grave, and it's too deep to claw your way out now.
You sly bastard. I would have never thought of that.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You sly bastard. I would have never thought of that.
What do you mean you... Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What do you mean you... Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
What?! But you can't do anything in this game without the menu. How have you survived all month?
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What?! But you can't do anything in this game without the menu. How have you survived all month?
Ah! A valid point. But tell me. Do you think Schmitt would've trusted a stranger to do the job?
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ah! A valid point. But tell me. Do you think Schmitt would've trusted a stranger to do the job?
Now! Come hither, young squire! Let us avaunt for adventure and a valuable learning experience!
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Now! Come hither, young squire! Let us avaunt for adventure and a valuable learning experience!
I want half.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I want half.
Well, whatever. I'll just pull the NerveGear off, like... *so!*
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well, whatever. I'll just pull the NerveGear off, like... *so!*
Hey, Kirito. Um, total noob question, but how do I log out?
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey, Kirito. Um, total noob question, but how do I log out?
I'm sorry, sir. Is there something I can help you with?
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm sorry, sir. Is there something I can help you with?
AW! You bitch!
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
AW! You bitch!
Kirito, hi! Come on in! How are you!
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Kirito, hi! Come on in! How are you!
Sooooo, are you gonna tell us what that was all about?
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sooooo, are you gonna tell us what that was all about?
What the heck is he-
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What the heck is he-