She laughed at me cause she could see my brain short circuiting at the idea of her being a straight up muscle mommy.

She said “I’m gonna quit this place, go work with my friend at the airport. We can fly for free. I’m gonna get jacked tossing people’s luggage around!” I told her “yeah of course, get nice… strong shoulders… um, muscular arms…”

Because I know I’m gonna forget why, it’s because dad was mad at me for “being lazy” and he didn’t take the trash out.

When you make them I want one. I will buy.

Hey. Do you have my #? Text me.

For reference the Spud is a tall child with LONG dark curls hanging down his back. He is usually thought to be a girl from the back.

That part though