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Santillatron
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Good Omens fan. I like making stuff.
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A wild #AbsoluteUnit (weighing in at 197 stone, 8lbs, or 1.254 tonnes apparently) spotted, requires mandatory reporting to @themerl.bsky.social.
A framed print of a painting of ‘The Everingham Short Horned Prize Cow’, bred in Skipton, Yorkshire. She’s square, mottled white and brown, and slightly caricaturish with spindly, short legs. Definitely an absolute unit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Can’t decide if Aziraphale owns this purely to mess with Crowley, or this is his pen-name.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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If you see this, post a robot
The robot, Johnny Five, from the 1988 film ‘Short Circuit’. He looks like Wall-e’s taller, skinnier dad. A short, wide boxy head, with large camera lens eyes, a vaguely humanoid torso (complete with shoulder mounted laser) and a narrow body. He moves around on two caterpillar tracks. In this photo he’s standing outside on grass, with a body of water behind him.
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This is awesome.

science.nasa.gov/specials/you...
The word ‘awesome’ written with each letter being a snapshot of a satellite picture that looks like the letter. There are mountain snowscapes, river bends, and estuary patterns.
September 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Quote on space background, text reads: ‘It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.’ Terry Pratchett
July 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Worth noting the rash doesn’t feel like anything, and it doesn’t have to be big. The bullseye (second image) appeared 2 weeks after the initial bite (first image) had disappeared and the only reason I knew it was there is because it was on my forearm and I saw it. You need to actually look at it.
Photo of my forearm with a red tick bite surrounded by a mild rash Photo of my forearm with a clear bullseye rash roughly 15mm in diameter
July 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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The lilac has gone over now, but here’s one I took earlier.

GNU Terry Pratchett.
Lilac flowers in full bloom against a clear blue sky.
May 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Spotted today.
Stained glass art panel showing a yellow car that looks remarkably like the Good Omens yellow Bentley if it had no roof, with a figure dressed in dark red feminine clothing standing next to it, set against a backdrop of hills and trees, with blue sky.
May 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I feel you’d appreciate this one
Small train engine, just big enough for a person to get into, painted red. ‘Red dwarf’ is on the side.
April 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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If you see this, post something green.
Half an avocado, the stone in the centre looks like a large nose while there are blemishes in the flesh that look like two small eyes and a slightly smiling mouth. A dreamworld-esque avocado.
December 1, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Still makes me laugh.
Aziraphale in black and white, mid-gavotte, with both arms out to the left, hands open, and a wide-eyed slightly manic expression. It looks as though he’s drawing attention to the empty space next to him. Text says: Look at all the fucks I give. LOOK AT THEM CROWLEY.
November 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM