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Intergalactic scratch-n-sniff zaza got me slumped over eating legos by the bowl
Watched this guy on the bus do the wordle in 3, then do the dordle, then the trordle, then one-shot the connections board. Absolute legend. I should dress like him for Halloween
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watched this guy on the bus do the wordle in 3, then do the dordle, then the trordle, then one-shot the connections board. Absolute legend. I should dress like him for Halloween
I would have been a dilly-dallying world champion but I showed up late to the tryouts
March 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I would have been a dilly-dallying world champion but I showed up late to the tryouts
Been watching Morrowind/Oblivion challenge runs in the background as I play Balatro and I'm really thinking about giving them a shot since Skyrim didn't really stick with me. However, that would mean adding more games to my already impossible list of "RPGs I gotta play through fr this time"
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Been watching Morrowind/Oblivion challenge runs in the background as I play Balatro and I'm really thinking about giving them a shot since Skyrim didn't really stick with me. However, that would mean adding more games to my already impossible list of "RPGs I gotta play through fr this time"
Pokémon Go is actually really fun when you don't got a bitch in your ear (me) telling you Niantic is the worst company alive
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Pokémon Go is actually really fun when you don't got a bitch in your ear (me) telling you Niantic is the worst company alive
The Adventurefuls were an absolute slam dunk of a cookie this year. So sad I already ate my box
February 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Adventurefuls were an absolute slam dunk of a cookie this year. So sad I already ate my box
What is it with old people and sneezing as loud as 20 shotgun blasts. Does your nose get kicked into overdrive once you hit retirement age or what
February 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What is it with old people and sneezing as loud as 20 shotgun blasts. Does your nose get kicked into overdrive once you hit retirement age or what
Crafted so hard in Subnautica that the life-pod ran out of power and I had to wait until morning to start crafting again. I really am that guy. I'm running for president next year
February 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Crafted so hard in Subnautica that the life-pod ran out of power and I had to wait until morning to start crafting again. I really am that guy. I'm running for president next year
Excited to go to work tomorrow and pretend like I know what the fuck happened at the super bowl tonight
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Excited to go to work tomorrow and pretend like I know what the fuck happened at the super bowl tonight
Fucked up in the crib experiencing Plague Inc. Total Organ Failure after three shots of the 63% abv at the super bowl function
February 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Fucked up in the crib experiencing Plague Inc. Total Organ Failure after three shots of the 63% abv at the super bowl function
Really out here thinking "I should finish Baldur's Gate and play Citizen Sleeper" on the daily and then I just don't
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Really out here thinking "I should finish Baldur's Gate and play Citizen Sleeper" on the daily and then I just don't
Tell me why my Discover Weekly was straight trash but the auto-generated playlist that played after was nothing but banger after banger
February 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tell me why my Discover Weekly was straight trash but the auto-generated playlist that played after was nothing but banger after banger
Babe I swear I'm coming to bed soon I just gotta make a fire post first
February 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Babe I swear I'm coming to bed soon I just gotta make a fire post first
Chappell Roan they could never make me hate you
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Chappell Roan they could never make me hate you
Played MtG with my partner (got the Foundations Beginner Box) and I spent the whole game making fun of their 1/2 creature for spending most of the game just standing there next to several dinos. "Bro really thinks he's on the team". Lost as it dealt lethal damage to me with a combat trick. Comedy
February 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Played MtG with my partner (got the Foundations Beginner Box) and I spent the whole game making fun of their 1/2 creature for spending most of the game just standing there next to several dinos. "Bro really thinks he's on the team". Lost as it dealt lethal damage to me with a combat trick. Comedy
Do people still do promosky posts or did I miss that train
February 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Do people still do promosky posts or did I miss that train
Sorry I haven't been posting I was in the shower
January 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sorry I haven't been posting I was in the shower
Me: Astro GOAT fans stay winning. From Slopware and Black Mid Wukong shills now boarding at Seethe Station.
My partner: Babe what the fuck are you even saying
Their Subnautica PDA: Oxygen
My partner: Babe what the fuck are you even saying
Their Subnautica PDA: Oxygen
December 13, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Me: Astro GOAT fans stay winning. From Slopware and Black Mid Wukong shills now boarding at Seethe Station.
My partner: Babe what the fuck are you even saying
Their Subnautica PDA: Oxygen
My partner: Babe what the fuck are you even saying
Their Subnautica PDA: Oxygen
Sorry for not posting more. I was in the shower
December 9, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Sorry for not posting more. I was in the shower
Dog shows lowkey feel racist but I can't explain it
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Dog shows lowkey feel racist but I can't explain it
I'd like to let the whole world know that I actually watched a single Ludwig video before he blew up. So that actually makes me better than everyone. I don't make the rules
November 27, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I'd like to let the whole world know that I actually watched a single Ludwig video before he blew up. So that actually makes me better than everyone. I don't make the rules
Hard for me to understand how people can lose thousands at a casino bc I'll spend $10 on a gacha game, not get the character I want, say "This game fucking sucks, actually" and then uninstall it
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Hard for me to understand how people can lose thousands at a casino bc I'll spend $10 on a gacha game, not get the character I want, say "This game fucking sucks, actually" and then uninstall it
Crazy how strong the Pokémon IP is that it can single-handedly carry some of the most anti-consumer and barebones mobile games ever (Pokémon go and PTCG Pocket respectively)
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Crazy how strong the Pokémon IP is that it can single-handedly carry some of the most anti-consumer and barebones mobile games ever (Pokémon go and PTCG Pocket respectively)
Crazy to me that people can live their whole lives not caring what kind of apples they eat
November 26, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Crazy to me that people can live their whole lives not caring what kind of apples they eat
Eating the sticker on the apple just to feel something
November 24, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Eating the sticker on the apple just to feel something
Getting my paycheck and the Magic The Gathering store near me starts whispering to me like the Green Goblin mask
November 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Getting my paycheck and the Magic The Gathering store near me starts whispering to me like the Green Goblin mask