Santa In Training
@santaintraining.bsky.social
In the Santa apprenticeship. I ♥️ 🤖, Picard, science, 🧟♂️, 🥷, Cthulhu, Apex Legends, TLOU. he/him/Santa - demi
Predator Badlands was a fucking amazing movie. Nice to finally hear the word Yautja in a movie.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Predator Badlands was a fucking amazing movie. Nice to finally hear the word Yautja in a movie.
Dropped Jr off then stopped at my favorite coffee place. Now I’m reading in the park as I wait to see the new Predator movie.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dropped Jr off then stopped at my favorite coffee place. Now I’m reading in the park as I wait to see the new Predator movie.
I just ate a lot of food and am now stuck in the couch. But I can’t take a nap because Jr goes to school soon. How about someone stop by and shoot me with my nerf guns until I’m up and mobile again.
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I just ate a lot of food and am now stuck in the couch. But I can’t take a nap because Jr goes to school soon. How about someone stop by and shoot me with my nerf guns until I’m up and mobile again.
This was an absolutely terribly written book but I fucking loved it. Fucking wild.
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This was an absolutely terribly written book but I fucking loved it. Fucking wild.
I fell asleep. For six hours. Now I need to get out of bed.
I actually fell asleep full clothed. Then woke up just enough somewhere along the way to take them off and get even more into the bed.
I actually fell asleep full clothed. Then woke up just enough somewhere along the way to take them off and get even more into the bed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I fell asleep. For six hours. Now I need to get out of bed.
I actually fell asleep full clothed. Then woke up just enough somewhere along the way to take them off and get even more into the bed.
I actually fell asleep full clothed. Then woke up just enough somewhere along the way to take them off and get even more into the bed.
My food tubes are angry. Now I’m in bed under my weighted blanket whilst desperately trying to not fall asleep.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My food tubes are angry. Now I’m in bed under my weighted blanket whilst desperately trying to not fall asleep.
Ok. Longlegs was weird. I don’t know if I like it.
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ok. Longlegs was weird. I don’t know if I like it.
If you see this, QP a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
One of the few to make me cry…
One of the few to make me cry…
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you see this, QP a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
One of the few to make me cry…
One of the few to make me cry…
If there was ever a question on whether or not I have ADHD…
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If there was ever a question on whether or not I have ADHD…
Rewatching IT then first-watching IT: Chapter 2 before watching the new show about how, I assume, some vampire clown became obsessed with the Ninja Turtles.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Rewatching IT then first-watching IT: Chapter 2 before watching the new show about how, I assume, some vampire clown became obsessed with the Ninja Turtles.
Uhm. What‽‽‽
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Uhm. What‽‽‽
As if I needed ANOTHER reason to move to a colder climate...
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
As if I needed ANOTHER reason to move to a colder climate...
I'm watching Longlegs for the first time tonight. Question for anyone that has seen it...
Is there a food pairing I should grab from the grocery store?
Is there a food pairing I should grab from the grocery store?
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm watching Longlegs for the first time tonight. Question for anyone that has seen it...
Is there a food pairing I should grab from the grocery store?
Is there a food pairing I should grab from the grocery store?
I finished this book last week and now that I've had time to process it, it is fucking amazing. Part I Robot, part Alien. I need to see it as a movie ASAP.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I finished this book last week and now that I've had time to process it, it is fucking amazing. Part I Robot, part Alien. I need to see it as a movie ASAP.
Walked to the library this morning in some amazing weather to pick up a scary movie.
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Walked to the library this morning in some amazing weather to pick up a scary movie.
I chortled...
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I chortled...
I have been up for a LONG time.
And I'm actually super sleepy.
Maybe I should got to bed.
And I'm actually super sleepy.
Maybe I should got to bed.
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I have been up for a LONG time.
And I'm actually super sleepy.
Maybe I should got to bed.
And I'm actually super sleepy.
Maybe I should got to bed.
I haven't seen this boss in two hours. I'm about ready to give up for today. He is supposed to spawn 50% of the time and I've gone on a dozen runs since then and nothing...
I’m officially a third of the way through the most difficult achievement I’ve ever attempted in a video game.
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I haven't seen this boss in two hours. I'm about ready to give up for today. He is supposed to spawn 50% of the time and I've gone on a dozen runs since then and nothing...
I’m officially a third of the way through the most difficult achievement I’ve ever attempted in a video game.
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m officially a third of the way through the most difficult achievement I’ve ever attempted in a video game.
I was standing on my patio when lighting struck RIGHT overhead. And I jumped half out of my skin.
Luckily it zipped right back on.
Luckily it zipped right back on.
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I was standing on my patio when lighting struck RIGHT overhead. And I jumped half out of my skin.
Luckily it zipped right back on.
Luckily it zipped right back on.
A lawd. He comin...
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A lawd. He comin...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd Legends ZA is done. Now just waiting for the Home update so I can get that much closer to a full dex.
That last battle with Zygarde was ROUGH. I’ll probably be doing some online stuff to get the exclusive Mega Gems but the grind is over!
Also here’s my team for 90% of the game.
That last battle with Zygarde was ROUGH. I’ll probably be doing some online stuff to get the exclusive Mega Gems but the grind is over!
Also here’s my team for 90% of the game.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd Legends ZA is done. Now just waiting for the Home update so I can get that much closer to a full dex.
That last battle with Zygarde was ROUGH. I’ll probably be doing some online stuff to get the exclusive Mega Gems but the grind is over!
Also here’s my team for 90% of the game.
That last battle with Zygarde was ROUGH. I’ll probably be doing some online stuff to get the exclusive Mega Gems but the grind is over!
Also here’s my team for 90% of the game.
Made it to the halfway point of our hike. Time for hammocks and reading.
However I can’t believe how dry it is here. There’s ALWAYS a waterfall here and now the water is 50 yards from the dam.
However I can’t believe how dry it is here. There’s ALWAYS a waterfall here and now the water is 50 yards from the dam.
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Made it to the halfway point of our hike. Time for hammocks and reading.
However I can’t believe how dry it is here. There’s ALWAYS a waterfall here and now the water is 50 yards from the dam.
However I can’t believe how dry it is here. There’s ALWAYS a waterfall here and now the water is 50 yards from the dam.
And so it begins…
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And so it begins…