Sonnet
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Sonnet
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Sonnet/Desanges (They/Them)
Tabletop Chaos Gremlin
Narrative Botherer
Wargame With Us - Age of Sigmar & Infinity the Game
Phase 3 now grants the following bonus to all players. You may choose to apply this bonus or your previous area bonus but not both.
July 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
O-12 has just intervened in the dispute for Half The Day Is Night, brokering a deal in which all Goblin Market factions can have access to the ship's advanced sensors in light of the emergency status of the asteroid.
July 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Goblin Market Phase 2:

Congratulations to Totally Not Spies, and the Chongqing Cleanup Crew under Commander Gaston for emerging victorious in the fight for Half The Day Is Night! Phase 3 details out soon!
July 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
After a short break from AoS, we are back with some PtG shenanigans.
July 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
On the Goblin Market Accords
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
All missions in Half the Day Is Night can optionally apply the Zero-G terrain rule.
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Phase 1 bonuses are NO LONGER active. Instead, you may use the following bonuses depending on your location:
May 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
May 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
As Goblin Market's Phase 1 ends, we would like to congratulate Commanders Hashut and Mordecai for managing to take down the Megalodron and claiming the Big Game Hunter achievement!
May 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Goblin Market Updates:
May 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Our Commanders respond to the distress signal deep within the heart of the Goblin Market. They find themselves within a hidden Combined Army facility.

The Human Sphere has dug too deep and must now face a new threat in this desolate and forsaken rock.
March 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
As an FYI to those late to my nonsense, the Captain is the snail gargoylian atop the turret in this picture:
March 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People may question Yanna Starstone's objectivity and professionalism, but who can resist in the face of the Captain's sheer animal magnetism?

#RavagedCoast #LumiereRealmlords #PathToGlory #AoS #AgeOfSigmar
March 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Floyde's considers the recent Cities of Sigmar on Cities of Sigmar violence to be an unfortunate and regrettable misunderstanding.

#RavagedCoast #LumiereRealmlords #PathToGlory #AoS #AgeOfSigmar
March 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Damages from wars and skirmishes may be excluded from most insurance policies but bad mining practices might just affect our bottom line!

#RavagedCoast #LumiereRealmlords #PathToGlory #AoS #AgeOfSigmar
March 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"Is it true that Team Albatross faced the Yu Jing's Shadow Platoon in ASA-1868GM? What about the rumors of civilization found in the asteroid? Answer me! I'm a member of the free pre--"

-Newscaster Tio shortly before the camera is covered by an armored Yu Jing soldier wielding a very large stick.
March 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
In more Age of Sigmar narrative news, I am about to give my Cities of Sigmar insurance company army a new headache in the form of a rival:

#RavagedCoast #LumiereRealmlords #PathToGlory #AoS #AgeOfSigmar
March 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Combined Army is here for all your Goblin Market related medical emergencies.
March 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Among Us: No one is beyond the reach of the Old Man of the Mountain. His targets are numerous, but so are the courageous men and women who act as his hand on the field.
March 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Combined Army Rated Emergency Kit: The Combined Army, with O-12 blessing, distributed this C.A.R.E. Kit to everyone. The CHAD-themed plasters are particularly popular among people in rough and tumble professions.
March 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dynamic Entry: Combat in zero-g provides many opportunities for jump troopers mad enough to take them.
March 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
With March now upon us, Wargame With Us is happy to announce the start of our Infinity Narrative Campaign: the Goblin Market!

The two landing zones have been revealed, and participating players will need to choose which zones they are contesting when submitting their reports.
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We are now revealing the second hotly contested landing zone in Goblin Market, the Nomad port city of Languyan:
March 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It forever amuses me that in a campaign setting with Chaos worshippers and Skaven, I can still categorically say that my humans are just the worst.

#RavagedCoast #LumiereRealmlords #PathToGlory #AoS #AgeOfSigmar
March 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The Goblin Market is filled with impossible facilities, seemingly abandoned by the ghosts of humanity's future.

There is opportunity here for the clever, and the ruthless, should they have the strength to claim it.

Today, we introduce one of the facilities our Commanders will be fighting over:
February 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM