If I face palm any harder I'll break my nose or something. I know I shouldn't be so surprised he's this dim witted and yet...

I mean why not bring back another crappy thing from the late 19th and early 20th century? At least you will know what app all the white purists will be using so you can avoid them better.

At least 1950 if not 1940s. They knew how to hide their venomous fangs and other nastiness better back then. If not the early 1900s. I'm picking some dates for when at least a Republican president did a lot of expanding of social programs or created neat stuff like the national parks.

But the WH pres sec wouldn't lie about how we didn't get any help during the Revolution... Do you mean she is a complete idiot and wouldn't have passed even 6th grade social studies?

For me it depends on if I'm a normal person or not, which world and when. As some times there are good stretches where it wouldn't be omfg a prophesied evil dragon just woke up and razed my whole town or whatnot.

For instance I looked at some of the movies that came out in 91 that were top of the box office and I'm fairly sure I never saw 4 of them. Yet I somehow watched and understood Sleeping with the Enemy, Cape Fear, Silence of the Lambs and King Fisher at the wee age of 10.

Hopefully only the 1st half of the movie is applicable.

Gah. I meant before we knew about the truth about Santa.

Then there are the times where I'd have very convincing prophetic dreams about events that hadn't happened yet. One time I had one about a family trip to a famous mine/cavern system weeks before we went there. 2/2

Meanwhile his great grandfather is probably the least horniest character in FFXIV, but somehow ends up having a lot of sex.

I know Asmond is probably doing a bit due to him knowing how his audience is, but still this is just kind of disappointing and disgusting.