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sanjmerchant.bsky.social
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@sanjmerchant.bsky.social
Gay, middle-aged cis guy. Trans rights. Open borders. Lower the voting age. Other things.
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Age verification? I remember the stump joke from the original release of The Secret of Monkey Island.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"I am playing 800 different emotions!"

"Well, try to play one of them right."
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ah yes, "I don't even watch you anymore" perfectly explains how he's there, in the comment section one accesses by watching the video.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The media equivalent of stress eating, perhaps?
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
🎵"Sorry, I can't go to work today. I have a cat on my lap."🎵

:piano riff:
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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People really look at the power of organizing in MN and think, “I sure can’t wait until I do my part on Election Day.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Genuinely can't tell if this is first or third party scammers.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I hate that, just because the GOP is plumbing the depths of depravity, we're not allowed to acknowledge all the times Congressional Dems have (and continue to) fund ICE and such. Or despite decrying GOP executive overreach, never reverse it when they do get in power. Like, this stuff isn't secret.
January 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Breaking: Middle-aged columnist refuses to grapple with no longer being considered a young person. Film at 11.
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Honestly what baffles me most about all that is that she brings up stuff like slavery or Wizard supremacy (over beings like goblins and centaurs) like she's going to tackle it and then just chickens out or something and doesn't just drop it but wastes time telling us "it's fine, actually."
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 PM
As someone whose favorite Trek is TNG, even I don't see it. Yeah there's no one in the core cast as wacky as Neelix or Quark (early Data gets closest), but they've all got weirdness. And that's before characters like Barclay or Ro.

Add in learning PICARD was an arrogant jock in the Academy....
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"Where's my Dickie? *everyone looks at her* "...my husband?"
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I think that might be my favorite line in the entire movie.
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Really? That seems to be the one type of cop they don't like.
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
constitution.congress.gov
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM