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A two-panel meme posted on ALDI USA's Facebook page using viral images from a Coldplay concert. The left panel shows Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot looking tense and caught off guard under the captions “other grocers” and “the membership fees they told you not to worry about.” The right panel shows two excited women laughing and pointing, labeled “us over here with the lowest prices.” The post is captioned “The ALDI lights will guide you home,” humorously contrasting ALDI’s low-cost appeal with the awkward moment of a real-life workplace scandal.
July 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
Rubio's stupid ass remarks about Germany have got me putting a new design in the shop this afternoon as soon as I finish fidgeting with the English translation.
Drawing of a guillotine over which the words "senti comme un Francais" appear. The literal translation from Cajun French is "Feel like a Frenchman", or figuratively "Feeling French".
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
Apparently I went to the correct high school. #iykyk

[See additional joke: I have none because my genderfluid partner is using them all.]

/cc @codydo.bsky.social
Neutrois Pride Flag defined as indifference or absence of gender, neutral gender. The flag is composed of three equal horizontal stripes, the top is white, the middle is a basic green, the bottom is black.
May 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
@georgetakei.bsky.social Aaaaaaaaaaaand we're there already...
Screenshot of white text on a blue background from the NBC News website that shows the headline "US-born American citizen under ICE hold in Florida after driving from Georgia". Highlighted text below the headline reads "Juan Carlos Gomez-Lopez is being held even though a county judge found his birth certificate “authentic” and said there wasn’t reason to consider him an “illegal alien.”"
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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In a still from the Deep Space Nine episode In The Pale Moonlight, Captain Benjamin Sisko holds up a liquor glass in a toast towards the viewer. Meme text above and below read: "Computer, send that entire personal log to the group chat."
March 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The Office Space Bill Lumbergh meme format is overlaid with the text "Yeah, we’re gonna need you to leak classified information to the wrong person. And we’re gonna need you to do that on Signal, okay?"
March 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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White text on a black background: "The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant." often attributed to Maximilien Robespierre. The name Maximilien Robespierre is orange instead of white.
March 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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White text on a black background: "The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant." often attributed to Maximilien Robespierre. The name Maximilien Robespierre is orange instead of white.
March 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW - #48 (March 19, 2025) Trump pushes Ukraine to hand over nuclear plant in ceasefire talks. White House confirms Trump’s plan to eliminate Dept. of Education. Pentagon calls removal of Navajo Code Talker content a mistake. Fed Chair Powell: Trump’s tariffs driving price increases. Judge orders two trans women back to women’s prisons after Trump’s order moved them to men’s facilities. Trump admin drops lawsuit against Texas law allowing police to arrest migrants. Musk ally who cut USAID & CFPB programs appointed to lead USAID. Texas Senate advances bills mandating Ten Commandments in classrooms. AP publishes list of 26 Social Security offices set to close. GEO Group fights to keep ICE detainee pay at $1/day as profits soar under Trump. Judge denies request to stop Musk’s DOGE Service from dismantling U.S. Institute of Peace. Trump’s JFK files dump exposes over 200 people’s Social Security numbers. Trump admin considers using active-duty military to detain migrants at border. DHS arrests Indian-born Georgetown fellow, moves him to ICE facility over views on U.S.-Israel policy. Trump admin freezes $175M in federal funds to UPenn over trans athlete policy. Judge warns of “consequences” as Trump admin resists disclosing deportation flight details. Trump vows to ‘annihilate’ Iran-backed Houthis as U.S. escalates airstrikes. Musk donates legal max to GOP lawmakers backing Trump’s push to impeach judges. ICC president warns Trump’s sanctions crippling court, blocking payments and war crimes cases. French scientist denied U.S. entry after CBP flagged messages criticizing Trump’s science cuts. ‘Tesla Takedown’ protesters plan largest action yet as Musk, Trump escalate attacks on demonstrators. WRITE (resist.bot) | CALL (5calls.org) | FIND EVENTS (fiftyfifty.one) | SUBSCRIBE govbrief.today Sources: The Guardian, USA Today, ABC News, AP, ProPublica, Politico, BBC, NYT, The Verge.
March 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Tell me where you’re from, without telling me where you’re from, with a quote post.
A group of people relax in a makeshift hot tub created from a pothole filled with water, lined with wooden planks. The scene is outdoors on a wet street, with yellow pennant flags strung above them. A man wearing sunglasses, a backward cap, and a beaded necklace leans back smiling, while a woman in a black sun hat and red bikini reclines next to him. Another woman, partially visible on the left, is also in the water, laughing. The setting appears festive and improvised.
March 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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If spuds are your thing and you're in New Orleans, Spudlys is your go-to. Personally, I'm a #13, Reuben Spud. spudlys.com/menu/#:~:tex...
A baked potato stuffed to mimic a Reuben sandwich: corned beef and sauerkraut topped with swiss, chives, and a dinner roll.
February 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A cartoon featuring a child infected with measles in a hospital bed. The bed is labeled “measles outbreak.” RFK Jr, dressed as a doctor, stands bedside with a worm emerging from a hole in his forehead. The worm is wearing a stethoscope, as RFK Jr. holds it to the child’s chest. The worm says “looking good!”
February 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Screen capture image of a website with the header Department of Government Efficiency, white text on a black background, and a url of doge.gov/workforce. Underneath a heading of "Meet the US Government" is a hierarchy labeled "Trace your tax dollars through the bureaucracies", indicating a flow from the US Government to the Executive Branch to Small Independent Agencies and concluding with altered text reading "These "experts" left their database open - roro". Tiny text at the bottom of the webpage cites sources used on the original page.
February 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Image of text with a rainbow border. Text reads: Arguing with the Trump cult is like seeing a turd and saying, "Hey, look at that turd," and the other person says, "That's not a turd, that's a delicious cheeseburger," and you're like, "That is a piece of shit," and they go, "CHEESEBURGER YOU CUCK!," and they pick up the turd and eat it in front of you then post a video the shit eating entitled, "TOTALLY OWNED A LIB TODAY!"
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Image of text with a rainbow border. Text reads: Arguing with the Trump cult is like seeing a turd and saying, "Hey, look at that turd," and the other person says, "That's not a turd, that's a delicious cheeseburger," and you're like, "That is a piece of shit," and they go, "CHEESEBURGER YOU CUCK!," and they pick up the turd and eat it in front of you then post a video the shit eating entitled, "TOTALLY OWNED A LIB TODAY!"
February 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Image of text with a rainbow border. Text reads: Arguing with the Trump cult is like seeing a turd and saying, "Hey, look at that turd," and the other person says, "That's not a turd, that's a delicious cheeseburger," and you're like, "That is a piece of shit," and they go, "CHEESEBURGER YOU CUCK!," and they pick up the turd and eat it in front of you then post a video the shit eating entitled, "TOTALLY OWNED A LIB TODAY!"
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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User Stacy Bias posts "Check in on your queer friends with ADHD/AuDHD right now cuz their Justice Sensitivity combined with their Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria means that they are both acutely aware of how f*cked up things are *and* feel personally responsible for fixing it *while* dealing with the helplessness inherent in the reality that individual action isn’t gonna do it this time. This means that their brains/bodies are in overdrive and also that they're feeling guilty for any kind of self-care or joy in their lives because their brain weasels are telling that resting or being happy while others cannot/are not is selfish. It's an exhausting state and we're not OK."
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
Go follow the FedNews subreddit. It's ::chef's kiss:: www.reddit.com/r/fednews
January 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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If you're not keeping up with the FedNews Reddit, you're missing out on the blinding beacon of hope that is federal workers upholding their oath of office to defend the Constitution from enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC.
A simple line drawing titled "Hold The Line". On the left side of the image Trump is drawn as a diapered infant having a tantrum in which he cries "GIMME". In the middle of the image, stretching off into the distance and to the horizon, is a line of diverse individuals with interlocked arms, labeled "Federal Workers". On the right side of the image, behind the line are the names of federal organizations, concepts, and services including the CDC, Medicare, the EPA, the US Mail, education, Social Security, freedom, democracy, and the FDA.
January 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
As for me and my house, we will serve The Master. #IKOC2025 #MysticOrderOfMysteryScience #NewOrleans #GetInWhereYouFitIn #InTheNotTooDistantFuture
A pin depicting two red hands on a black background is attached to a jewelry card. IKOC 2025 is written on the card in purple glitter ink underneath the pin.
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
I can't with y'all. #ScrimSighting #NewOrleans
Screenshot of a post that features the image of a polar bear illuminated by the headlights on a car on a dark, snowy road. The unspecified user has captioned it "Scrim sighting!" in reference to the elusive New Orleans dog, Scrim, who has evaded animal rescuers for several months.
January 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
I'm ready for it to stop.
A black yardstick with green numbering is buried in snow up to the 10 inch mark. This photo was taken at 4pm CST in New Orleans, Louisiana on January 21, 2025.
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Same window, 1 pm CST (3 hours later)
Several plants and a cat bed frame a window looking out on half a foot of snowfall lit by daylight in a residential yard. The location is New Orleans, Louisiana and the date is January 21, 2025. The photo was taken around 1 pm CST.
January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
sanitynotincluded.bsky.social
Sneauxpocalypse! Even though this is kind of fun, much like my other relatives from the north, I'm ready for it to start heading back home before it's just annoyingly drunk on Bourbon Street. #snowfall #NewOrleans #sneaxpocalypse #LouisianaWeather #LivingSouthOfI10ForAReason #ThatReasonIsSnow
Several plants and a cat bed frame a window looking out on several inches of snowfall lit by daylight in a residential yard. The location is New Orleans, Louisiana and the date is January 21, 2025. The photo was taken around 10 am CST. This event is unusual as New Orleans sees snow once every ten years, and almost never enough to accumulate once the sun is up.
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Not snowed last night, snowing since 6 am and expected to last until at least 6pm. 😂 Come get your weather, it's drunk in my yard!
Several plants and a cat bed frame a window looking out on several inches of snowfall lit by daylight in a residential yard. The location is New Orleans, Louisiana and the date is January 21, 2025. The photo was taken around 10 am CST. This event is unusual as New Orleans sees snow once every ten years, and almost never enough to accumulate once the sun is up.
January 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM