oh shit it's been a hot second since i was here. uhhh jey there (i've mostly left twitter, only there for rp purposes but that's abt it)

welcome to bluesky. please make sure to say "hey guys check this out" whenever you see a clock for any reason in any context. it'll get funnier the more you do it, trust me.

this site is scrumptious lemme just

Hi, new people!

This isn't Twitter/ X /whatever.

Here has a more respectful culture overall, and those of us who've been here a minute would like to continue to keep our cortisol levels down.

*don't be a jerk in mentions
*don't put people on blast
*mute, block, move on
*have a nice day!

oh god the site's open.
quick let's gatekeep it again /j

ah, twittern't

wait, sorry, i mean xn't