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✨🌱🍄 Sage ✨🌱🍄
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The name is Sage (they/them)✨ I’m your typical chaos goblin exploring various niches of my current hyper fixations. 29🌙
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hi there ✨
call me Sage 🪻
29 ✨queer enby 🏳️‍🌈 Dx AuDHD
🌙current hyper fixations 🌙
honestly this is ever changing 🐿️
literally whatever crosses my mind or TL that I fancy is what I post about mostly

emojis are a must as chronic online millennial🌱

id love to make friends 🫶🏻
and just like my #animalcrossing obsessions has saved from the fate of Ophelia. time to start preparing my island for this amazing update
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
thinking about how Ash never #caughthemall. I don't want to jump down a rabbit of my #pokemon hyperfixation but like tell me why I want to make a spreadsheet that shows when each pokemon shows up in the shows/movies if it caught and by whom and all random things..
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
friendly reminder
hello fellow humans ✨

drink water 💦
eat something 🍎
take your medicine 💊

you are valid & loved 🫶
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“The anger we have as women is an act of radical imagination. Angry women burn brighter than the sun. In the coming years, we will hear, again, that anger is a destructive force, to be controlled.” — Soraya Chemaly
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Greta Thunberg being released...

the internetWorld is gunna explode on this one

c'mon lets make this interview statement Famous!!
June 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
oops I’ve forgotten about this account.. I’ve just been trying to survive ..
June 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
reach out to your local teacher and ask them what they need.

It’s hard knock life for us
February 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
And what if I just move to Ohio what then
January 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
no but actually how the hell do people live independently..

without extreme burnout ..

Or this just the autistic experience
January 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
listening to Onyx Storm while walking around Target is well interesting #booksky
January 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
can someone please explain the #cutewinterboots trend? I know what the Dior bags are/were.

These boots confuse me
January 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Good News Alert ‼️ :
The USPS plans to release stamps based on the Good Night Book.
January 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Reminder: We don’t know nothing about nothing. We don’t see color, gender, orientation, or status. COVID gave us brain fog—let’s use that to our advantage. Forget hate, forget division. Focus on what matters: humanity, empathy, and understanding. That’s the way forward.
January 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
learned something new today
and y'all wonder why i post "fuck poland" once a month

fucking dumbasses
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
January 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Your regular reminder that being funny in alt-text is lovely, sure, but if it is NOT USEFUL TO PEOPLE WHO ARE USING IT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE than it's useless and trash. If you can't be both funny AND accessible just be accessible. Just describe what's in the image.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
while yes it sucks that my muscle memory wants to open TikTok.

I’m gonna be okay for about 3 days and then that man is gonna pull some crazy stuff and I’m not even gonna have silly little things to distract
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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“How can the government ban Tiktok? It’s a violation of the First Amendment!”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬.

They don’t care about our constitutional rights.

#ReadBannedBooks
#Booksky #Booktok
#Tiktokban #BannedBooks
January 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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That was fast.
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Not sure if folks have made it clear yet but Bluesky is very particular about using ALT text.

If you post a photo or screenshot please include alt text .

what is really cool is you can turn on a setting to remind you to add it before you post a photo
January 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
well seems how my doom scrolling is going away so fine I’m here .
January 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
it’s winter here technically. So forgive me for not wanting to get rid of the holiday spirit..

you know let’s just avoid Jan 20th
January 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I know I haven’t really built a community here but merry happy season greetings ❄️✨
December 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM
can kittens lose teeth ? I’ve never had a kitten before and I’m guessing it’s normally
December 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
My cat is currently going bat-shit wild. I’m like it’s not even 2am why are you doing this
December 24, 2024 at 3:57 AM