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sanguinarynovel.bsky.social
Sang As It Ever Will Be
@sanguinarynovel.bsky.social
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They/Them. Always half baked, full of potential, but under construction - like a living Geocities website

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Also, this part is especially good - so soft and natural 🤌
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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he was very upset that our neighbors were cleaning their eaves
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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what a big ol ham
an orange and white cat lounging on his back on a colorful quilt, looking at the camera, feet akimbo
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Also dude what??? Adding shit AI to spellcheck was a mistake
a screenshot of the previous skeet with a red line under "bariatric", and spell check is insisting it's not a word and could instead be "barbaric" or "brickbat". The barbaric thing is ironically funny at least.
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
sanguinarynovel.bsky.social
threw it together in a minute but my point still stands
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Ah shit, sorry y'all I have to take a trip to Indonesia and get the good stuff brb
A screenshot of a kitchen display screen of an order for a cafe au lait with the customer note for "Simple syrup and fresh cinnamon"
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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This is approaching a new AI version of Poe's law where it could be AI, but it's so fucking baffling that it could also be a human??
A screenshot with the text "Provides the means to purchase the food people need without the societal blemish of pleading for a handout at a food bank or pantry, on a street corner. at a welfare office or going hungry to avoid any of all of those"
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Oh no Poeji LOOK OUT
An orange and white cat dozing on a red velvet chair. Behind him is a black cat yawning while looking at him. The black cat looks like he's gonna chomp on a neck
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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When I can have unlimited free lattes at work, but my stomach can't handle them
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I don't think so, unless the AI was wildly specific
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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People are endlessly fascinating
a screenshot from the Wikipedia Commons, which has two photos of a cow tale candy, one vertical and one horizontal. The file title is to the effect of "An unwrapped vanilla flavored cow tale in the Dulles section of Sterling, Loundoun County, Virginia.jpg"
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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like damn, who trapped you in the whack bread prison
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I'm grateful I can do this via mychart, but lol lmao this is the silliest thing I have to do to get my goddamn vyvanse filled. I'm surprised they don't ask me to pinky swear I'm telling the truth
A screenshot of a message from mychart with the text: Prior to processing your refill request please scratching the following. New state regulations require that we ask the folding questions when a patient is requesting a refill for a controlled substance. Are you taking any other controlled substances other than the one that is being prescribed by your provider? Are you using any illicit drugs?
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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ABQ out here just reminding you that chicken sandwiches exist, and they're right
A photo of a plaza area with picnic tables and colorful umbrellas, fenced off with a low, decorative fence. There is an advertisement on the fence that says "Chicken Sandwich", and what I'm pretty sure is a stolen photo of a burger king chicken sandwich
October 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Completely and utterly forgot to post this, but my steamroller print was finally printed last weekend. Final size is 40"x60" on muslin, entitled "All Things Considered,".

Printing whips, I should do more
A black linocut print on muslin fabric, hanging in a gallery to dry. The overall image is that of a simplified aerial view of a bike trail, with panels of rhododendrons around it, and weeping eyes. There is a light texture shape in the middle, which if you look close is every headline on the Bluesky timeline over 24 hours.
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I'm the best at latte art
l m a o
a top down photo of a latte and a used steamed milk jug. The latte art is supposed to be a rosetta, but it was over steamed a bit and now it's a dick.
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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locking eyes
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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In the depression "I'm a failure as an artist and as a human being why do I bother" stage of this stupid huge print.
A photograph of a large golden colored linoleum panel with a black drawing on top of eyeballs and rhododendrons. It is partly carved, with a keyboard on top and carving tools to the right
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Me: I dunno, maybe I'm just Internet diagnosed autistic

Also me: IT'S NOT A TUNNEL MEIJER, THAT'S A CRINKLE CAT CONE
Photo of a product wall filled with Halloween pet toys, focused on a orange and black cone with a purple ruffle
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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it's giving
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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lol when you definitely understand the assignment
A screenshot of the Letterboxd page for the American version of Pulse, where a white woman is getting subsumed by black hands. Which, thinking on it, lol has some really racist connotations (by accident I'm sure). Because the conceit behind Pulse was totally "ghost made manifest is scawy".
September 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Just tried to vape my capybara pen I think it's time for sleep
A white hand holds a yellow vape and a multi color pen with a capybara on top. There's a white and orange cat sleeping in the background, full beans
September 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Today I learned that there is a Keith Haring Tenga Egg and I haven't stopped laughing. I want one to put on my bookshelf as a sort of cursed curiosity of capitalism, art, and fuck toys.
The exterior packaging of a Keith Haring themed Tenga Egg (which is a single use sex toy you put on your dick). This version has the dancing man image on the inside. Your dick has never been so cultured.
September 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Please help this little lady out so she can come home and eat more of my garden greens
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Bee going hard in the paint
An extreme close up of a sunflower head. There is a large bumblebee climbing around and picking up pollen
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM