No Gods No Shareholders

Why couldn't we have left the GPU to the PC perverts [affectionate] instead of the global investment perverts [derogatory]...

Your face when slips in a referenced to Covid lab leak, like "please let's not divert to that..." lol

It's the "naive kickstarter model": doesn't know or won't admit their idea is so horrendously impractical to produce+ship that every backer is just another obligation to disappoint.

We need to come up with more terms for this until we find the one spell that makes everyone learn the lesson.

"insanity" - meh
"millenarism" - pretentious
"throwing good money after bad" - boring, weak

When I walk in and see Aperture Science by way of IKEA I know I'm droppin $20 on that pure bean

Neutral brown water

They drinkin milk dirt