Sangerously Dane
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Have a little psychic damage, as a treat.
If I reproduce the form of a coffee stain using watercolour paint, is the abstraction of reality in the representation, or merely the material?
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If I reproduce the form of a coffee stain using watercolour paint, is the abstraction of reality in the representation, or merely the material?
Why didn’t the great eagles just fly directly into the two towers
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why didn’t the great eagles just fly directly into the two towers
The fact that so many physicists continue to obstinately and callously refer to Gallium by its deadname, Guyium, just goes to show the persistent belief that post-transition metals aren’t “real elements”. Utterly Inexcusable in modern society.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The fact that so many physicists continue to obstinately and callously refer to Gallium by its deadname, Guyium, just goes to show the persistent belief that post-transition metals aren’t “real elements”. Utterly Inexcusable in modern society.
I want to know what the culture is like in the Namibian panhandle.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I want to know what the culture is like in the Namibian panhandle.
If Essex ever holds a competitive spreadsheet event, I hope they just call it XLSX.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If Essex ever holds a competitive spreadsheet event, I hope they just call it XLSX.
She bogus til she bunce on my beans
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
She bogus til she bunce on my beans
They’re only called gargoyles if they were carved in the Gargamel region of Belgium. Otherwise, they’re technically called fluviating grotesques.
October 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
They’re only called gargoyles if they were carved in the Gargamel region of Belgium. Otherwise, they’re technically called fluviating grotesques.
Can stuff so many items tight inside because I’ve got deep tight bockets.
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can stuff so many items tight inside because I’ve got deep tight bockets.
They should distill the feeling of being well-rested and high in spirits early in the morning into a pill so that I can go broke and ruin my life getting cripplingly addicted to it
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
They should distill the feeling of being well-rested and high in spirits early in the morning into a pill so that I can go broke and ruin my life getting cripplingly addicted to it
Feta cheese never shines brighter than when it’s juxtaposed with an incredibly disappointing Greek salad.
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Feta cheese never shines brighter than when it’s juxtaposed with an incredibly disappointing Greek salad.
Putting this one here for safekeeping: “So good at pulling things out of your ass you’d think you had your colon surgically replaced with a magician’s coat sleeve”. Can’t let these precious puppies be forgotten when you really need them.
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Putting this one here for safekeeping: “So good at pulling things out of your ass you’d think you had your colon surgically replaced with a magician’s coat sleeve”. Can’t let these precious puppies be forgotten when you really need them.
Mind if a white boy speaks a little English tonight?
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Mind if a white boy speaks a little English tonight?
Did you know? The sound chewing green beans on tempo makes in your head is a good instrumental accompaniment to Take Me Home, Country Roads.
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did you know? The sound chewing green beans on tempo makes in your head is a good instrumental accompaniment to Take Me Home, Country Roads.
If I won’t be allowed to give a menacingly nonchalant voiceover through the PA system as someone systematically sneaks through, I don’t even WANT to own an industrial complex.
September 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If I won’t be allowed to give a menacingly nonchalant voiceover through the PA system as someone systematically sneaks through, I don’t even WANT to own an industrial complex.
There are few greater joys in life than an entire spoonful of straight mayonnaise.
September 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There are few greater joys in life than an entire spoonful of straight mayonnaise.
The world waits attentively for a sports anime about log driving
August 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The world waits attentively for a sports anime about log driving
Hypothesis: If you hold a thought system which is never self-contradictory and which reveals to you all truths, then you are incapable of doing basic math
August 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hypothesis: If you hold a thought system which is never self-contradictory and which reveals to you all truths, then you are incapable of doing basic math
Theorem: Any hall of fame always has a most recent honoree. Proof by induction.
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Theorem: Any hall of fame always has a most recent honoree. Proof by induction.
The lymphatic system is the misbegotten political underclass of the body’s systems. Does not have the name brand recognition of the bougie skeletal system. Just remembering it exists is enough to sour a man’s complexion and addle his mind with uncertainties. Absolutely terrible PR.
August 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The lymphatic system is the misbegotten political underclass of the body’s systems. Does not have the name brand recognition of the bougie skeletal system. Just remembering it exists is enough to sour a man’s complexion and addle his mind with uncertainties. Absolutely terrible PR.
“What if we frost the flakes?” (Said with the same cadence as Nic Cage saying he wants to take John Travolta’s face “…off”.)
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“What if we frost the flakes?” (Said with the same cadence as Nic Cage saying he wants to take John Travolta’s face “…off”.)
BRB ranking the kids on the poster of Heavyweights (1995) by how well they pretend to hold up a hot dog
July 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
BRB ranking the kids on the poster of Heavyweights (1995) by how well they pretend to hold up a hot dog
I wonder how property tax works if your shop mysteriously vanishes after someone purchases a curious artifact of unclear malediction?
July 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I wonder how property tax works if your shop mysteriously vanishes after someone purchases a curious artifact of unclear malediction?
Every time you choose a container of the correct size for what you want to put in it, Piaget smiles down on you from heaven.
July 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Every time you choose a container of the correct size for what you want to put in it, Piaget smiles down on you from heaven.
If Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera had a child, which of them would choose to accept the embryo?
July 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera had a child, which of them would choose to accept the embryo?
The jehovahs witnesses got to the Hat Man and now i can’t take my Benadryl without hearing about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ (Peace be upon Him)
July 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The jehovahs witnesses got to the Hat Man and now i can’t take my Benadryl without hearing about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ (Peace be upon Him)