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Hey, Siri, what's the quickest way for my carry-on to get stolen?
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hey, Siri, what's the quickest way for my carry-on to get stolen?
Pulling the world down.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Pulling the world down.
Please be cognizant of Craig Buttsmears concerns.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Please be cognizant of Craig Buttsmears concerns.
I think we’re five seconds away from an American Pie situation.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think we’re five seconds away from an American Pie situation.
On this day of thanks, some dudes are eating turkey, and some dudes are going to Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
On this day of thanks, some dudes are eating turkey, and some dudes are going to Turkey.
Citizen photojournalists (crew members), we have our next assignment: photograph this dude wearing cargo shorts and flip flops on his luxury aircraft.
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Citizen photojournalists (crew members), we have our next assignment: photograph this dude wearing cargo shorts and flip flops on his luxury aircraft.
It’s also your responsibility to fix the issue, not as a passenger, but as the Sec of Transpo.
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s also your responsibility to fix the issue, not as a passenger, but as the Sec of Transpo.
He only travels on private jets, so we’ll never know.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He only travels on private jets, so we’ll never know.
Tell us something we
don’t already know.
don’t already know.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Tell us something we
don’t already know.
don’t already know.
I’ll strap on a tuxedo next time I travel in a box of farts.
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’ll strap on a tuxedo next time I travel in a box of farts.
Thank you for your service.
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thank you for your service.
This photo is a fake. Please delete this.
September 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This photo is a fake. Please delete this.
Congrats, brother!
September 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Congrats, brother!
The government checks and balances were built around the understanding that everyone would be operating in good faith. We're currently unequipped for this moment.
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The government checks and balances were built around the understanding that everyone would be operating in good faith. We're currently unequipped for this moment.