Another year, nothing new here 💅

Other people Facebook: here is a picture of your wonderful family from 5 years ago to share!!

My Facebook:

I'm allowed to post snow because it NVERRR snows here 😔😔😔

My boss "what are you doing sitting outside when you don't even smoke you nutter"
Staying away from you for as long as possible before I have to spend the next 9 hours with you

The Shalom Harlow fit didn't even place!! Pathetic.

There must be a reason I never place in DTI (it's because I'm 20 years older than the people playing it)

My Head Rat In Charge Miss Ivory getting stuck tf in.

Just carved my first pumpkin ever at the big age of 29. And in November. My pet rats are now living in it.

me after eating a single egg