I am stripping the refinishing off the tub, every so often I peek in the bathroom to see how crackly it is and delight in the sight. This must be how parents of a newborn feel

One time I went into a mattress store and the sales person was laying on one of the beds

I used to have a gym bro roommate who only ever ate chicken with cinnamon and mustard, he cooked it for broads and they still banged him

#loveisblind is always boring as hell but this season is the most beige one yet

“What the fuck is up, Grandpas Cheesebarn??”

I fucking love The Bee Gees

White Lotus more like white butthole am I right

I watched Seven Brides for Seven Brothers and they just abducted all those women and Stockholm Syndrome’d them into submission but boy I loved June Bride

I hope Monica in the Valley knows how much she is loved