The yogurt isn’t full—why is there always yogurt on the lid?

betting musk is glad they kicked him out of the white house before this season of south park dropped

“but the emails” finally comes around

Anyone who thinks they’re dating an AI needs to watch Ex Machina immediately.

Batman at the Batputer: He opens Adobe CS and begins tweaking the vectors on the bat symbol.

Smash cut to protagonist in the kitchen, in underwear. He googles “how to clean secondhand wooden pepper grinder”