Ordered some Jesus Heals bandaids as a joke and now Facebook is pushing all this right wing propaganda on my page 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ordered some Jesus Heals bandaids as a joke and now Facebook is pushing all this right wing propaganda on my page 🫠
I used to love our gardener until I had a baby because why the hell are all of your tools so fucking loud
September 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I used to love our gardener until I had a baby because why the hell are all of your tools so fucking loud
How do you leave a trail of water in the bathroom when there’s a stone drying mat literally outside the shower. I’m going to lose my shit if I step in a puddle of water one more time
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
How do you leave a trail of water in the bathroom when there’s a stone drying mat literally outside the shower. I’m going to lose my shit if I step in a puddle of water one more time
Me at least 3 times a day now: “TMI but I…”
July 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Me at least 3 times a day now: “TMI but I…”
People thinking I like kids because I’m pregnant. No, I like my kid and my family’s kids. Yours are still annoying.
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
People thinking I like kids because I’m pregnant. No, I like my kid and my family’s kids. Yours are still annoying.
New level of rage unlocked: my partner not checking his texts/calls when I’m 9 months pregnant
June 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
New level of rage unlocked: my partner not checking his texts/calls when I’m 9 months pregnant
Me *on my first day of maternity leave*: idk what I’m gonna do today 🙂
My partner: I’d go for a nice long walk at the beach
Me (currently over 200lbs):
My partner: I’d go for a nice long walk at the beach
Me (currently over 200lbs):
a man with a beard is holding a microphone in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a microphone in front of a crowd .
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June 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me *on my first day of maternity leave*: idk what I’m gonna do today 🙂
My partner: I’d go for a nice long walk at the beach
Me (currently over 200lbs):
My partner: I’d go for a nice long walk at the beach
Me (currently over 200lbs):
Is it maternity leave time yet? 🫠 running on 4 hours of sleep is insane
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Is it maternity leave time yet? 🫠 running on 4 hours of sleep is insane
Idk how many times this has to be said but life coaches are a scam, “unlicensed therapy” is harmful and therapists don’t give “life advice”
June 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Idk how many times this has to be said but life coaches are a scam, “unlicensed therapy” is harmful and therapists don’t give “life advice”
Me: shows my partner a video of a uterus expanding during pregnancy (organs being shoved around, ribcage spreading apart, bladder squished)
My partner: “oh that’s not too bad”
My partner: “oh that’s not too bad”
a cartoon drawing of a cat 's eyes with fire in them
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat 's eyes with fire in them
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May 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me: shows my partner a video of a uterus expanding during pregnancy (organs being shoved around, ribcage spreading apart, bladder squished)
My partner: “oh that’s not too bad”
My partner: “oh that’s not too bad”
Am I the only one not impressed by the Met Gala looks? They are all the same, just different fonts. This theme had the opportunity to be something great but, everyone was giving corporate 😒
May 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Am I the only one not impressed by the Met Gala looks? They are all the same, just different fonts. This theme had the opportunity to be something great but, everyone was giving corporate 😒
The last couple of days have been exhausting 😩 traveling while pregnant is a whole other level
April 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The last couple of days have been exhausting 😩 traveling while pregnant is a whole other level
Listening to my nail lady’s husband regurgitate propaganda about how this administration is only deporting “criminals” was not on my 2025 bingo card 🥴 sir, what the actual fuck
April 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Listening to my nail lady’s husband regurgitate propaganda about how this administration is only deporting “criminals” was not on my 2025 bingo card 🥴 sir, what the actual fuck
My ankles are swollen 🫠 just when I was thinking I may have escaped this symptom
April 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My ankles are swollen 🫠 just when I was thinking I may have escaped this symptom
Woke up exhausted again today 😩
April 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Woke up exhausted again today 😩
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Life Coaches are scam artists. You don’t need a life coach, you need better friends and a therapist.
April 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Life Coaches are scam artists. You don’t need a life coach, you need better friends and a therapist.
How are you gonna be focusing your energy on banning/selling Tik Tok when the whole damn country can’t afford groceries?!
April 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How are you gonna be focusing your energy on banning/selling Tik Tok when the whole damn country can’t afford groceries?!
Starting to understand why my sister and her man have separate bathrooms 🫠 God give me patience
March 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Starting to understand why my sister and her man have separate bathrooms 🫠 God give me patience
“I didn’t see you post about it..” 😐 my social media isn’t all my life
March 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
“I didn’t see you post about it..” 😐 my social media isn’t all my life
New rule: if you share a bathroom your time maxes out at 10 min *this rule does not apply to me, only you*
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
New rule: if you share a bathroom your time maxes out at 10 min *this rule does not apply to me, only you*
On what planet would you cold call someone on Teams that you’ve never interacted with? 😒 your call will be ignored
March 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
On what planet would you cold call someone on Teams that you’ve never interacted with? 😒 your call will be ignored
Me listening to Labour by Paris Paloma on repeat when I have a partner that just wants me to nap on the couch every day because being pregnant is tiring 🥹
March 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me listening to Labour by Paris Paloma on repeat when I have a partner that just wants me to nap on the couch every day because being pregnant is tiring 🥹
I feel like these “office siren” looks getting gen z fired is the perfect example of how not setting limits with kids at an early age can manifest into lifelong struggles 😬
March 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I feel like these “office siren” looks getting gen z fired is the perfect example of how not setting limits with kids at an early age can manifest into lifelong struggles 😬
Idk how pregnant women with in-office/in-person jobs get through the day 😮💨 I am struggling
March 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Idk how pregnant women with in-office/in-person jobs get through the day 😮💨 I am struggling
Why are UC hospitals the hardest to deal with? 🤦🏽♀️ if anything you’d think they’d be more willing to help people in need
March 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why are UC hospitals the hardest to deal with? 🤦🏽♀️ if anything you’d think they’d be more willing to help people in need