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Hi! Did you know that if you stare at a traffic light, it will change its color
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I heart @brooke — telling a suicide bomber who blew up the economy due for no reason that he is brilliant is peak beta chode for Ackman.
April 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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March 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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at sxsw, @jay.bsky.team pokes fun at mark zuckerberg by mimicking a version of a t-shirt he designed for himself, which said "aut zuck aut nihil" (either zuck or nothing, like "aut caesar aut nihil").

jay's shirt? "mundus sine caesaribus" (a world without caesars).
techcrunch.com/2025/03/10/a...
At SXSW, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber pokes fun at Mark Zuckerberg with Latin phrase T-shirt | TechCrunch
When Bluesky CEO Jay Graber walked on stage at SXSW 2025 for her keynote discussion, she wore a large black T-shirt with her hair pulled back into a bun.
techcrunch.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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In a world of Matts, be a Derek.
March 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hard times make strong men,
Strong men make easy times,
Easy times make weak men,
Weak men make hard times.

I wonder how the conservative men feel knowing that USA is going to be in a world of pain because of the tariffs imposed by a weak man elected by other weak men #hardtimes #weakmen
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.
February 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Sounds fair to me!
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #827,030!
September 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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the Sun seeing me finish the day out with an angry email and a beer
September 19, 2023 at 9:31 PM
I imagine it talks when you sleep 🫠
September 7, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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1650AD beef
September 3, 2023 at 8:10 AM
September 1, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Time to post half of the memes that I got saved on my phone
September 1, 2023 at 3:24 PM
September 1, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Me before turning 18
September 1, 2023 at 3:03 PM