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sandmoose.bsky.social
@sandmoose.bsky.social
Yes, early 2000's see-through plastic PlayStation 2 controller, I am.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
He won't bail you out a second time, farmers. Time to pull those bootstrap's you love so much.
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"bro, what do you mean by check-mating press-"
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe it's years of Spyro propaganda, but I'm just in love with the generic 💎 gem shape
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Bull-man ranch meeds milkers and I see a need that requires filling.
December 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cptsd? Oh, you mean my extended lore
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
1.2 thousand people agree with you

That's more than the amount of people that live in my village.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
No son of Grok stand upright!

We drag knuckle in this cavehold!
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Average uno and monopoly experience
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The comically wider-eyed hammerhead shark wants to up the anti
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That's the most "looks like a pizza" pizza I've ever seen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Those are the WORST kind!

The kind that make you delve into real degenerate stuff like "true love", "hand holding" and "wholesome"
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
There was a time when I respected Beneficial Cucumber.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I got banned from reddit and thought I lost you guys forever.

Glad I still get to have my Tiff and Eve fix.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Because usually you have to pay for that service.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Who up ponderin' they orb?
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'd love to think we were happy mindless ape people before we blasted off to Mars and invented abstract things like taxes and property
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Having an acoustic dong being played like an otamatone is definitely... An experience I guess.
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I see myself standing behind my seated and disappointed father.

What kind of brain is that?
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Perfectly sized to fit all the clients of the Epstein list
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Average trip to Jungle Jims
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"halfwit" is still too much credit for them.
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM