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Grant
@sandia-beaver.bsky.social
Elder Millennial 🇨🇦
What? You've never seen a beaver eating watermelon before?
How can you look at this and not burst out laughing? This is the leader of the FBI 😂
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This mockery posted to Reddit is worthy of attention for a good laugh.

Dump appoints and hires only the best people.

The best people:
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
These are some of the most addictive treats I've had in a while.

@allthingsjennifer.bsky.social they're tiny little sponge candies! (I may or may not have finished the bag in 24 hours😅)
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Other rivers caught on fire too, the Cuyahoga River was just the magazine cover shot or TV camera location that everyone remembers.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sometimes comedians like @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social sum it up best 👀
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge 😒
Toronto is in mourning. Canada is in mourning.
Congrats to the LA Dodgers 🏆
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Every Toronto fan is this guy!
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This guy is every Toronto fan and Canadian watching right now
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When I read "giant plant" my brain/internal monologue uttered: "I am Groot" 🤪 but figure you mean something else

Older kids seem to take more time deciding.

I'm stocked with good candy for the trick or treaters. Hope y'all have a fun Hallowevening 🎃👻🦇🧌🍬
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Something tells me USA already knows how they work in every setting imaginable 👀
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This game doesn't end until it beats the previous world series longest game record
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"I have felt this pain too"
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"What kind of gary are you?"
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love how the bus morphs into a full subway train in seconds as the guy walks onto the platform 🤣
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Guy who makes unknown sums from selling the personal data of Billions of people worldwide (Facebook, Instagram, Threads, WhatsApp), quoted back when Facebook was in its infancy:

Users are "dumb fucks"
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Embarrassment to his brother, the King, and the entire family but still refuses to admit guilt. 👀
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Scumbag dictator sounds like Steve Carell as the voice of Gru, but with more of a lisp 🤣

youtube.com/shorts/HMN1Z...
October 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me, talking about Chappell Roan, 6 years late...
October 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM