Studies have not ruled out that JFK’s brain has been overtaken by a neurax worm, because those are undetectable by traditional means.

See how fucking stupid that sounds?

By executive order or is this something that would cause another government shutdown for months until it ended with a disappointing capitulation?

JFC Matt Walsh is such a damp fucking rhombus

All I want for Christmas is Mamdani invited to the White House for a 2nd time.

The people over here know who’s responsible and feel the pain, but the rest of Trump’s voters and non-voters don’t care, I guess. That or they keep blaming immigrants or Biden or trans people. Until that changes, the rest of us get to embrace the suck in perpetuity. Maybe you can help out, @Forbes

Sounds like a bad idea given that inflation continues to climb, but why let something like facts get in the way now? There’s other pressures, like Trump’s whining brought on by the demands of offensively rich people who want to drain every drop from the AI bubble, oh, and us, the miserably poor.

Is there some sort of protection offered for women in isolated locations by the sign “women only” if cis men want to be a creeper toward women? No, clearly we should dedicate energy to thinking about peoples’ bits as they keep themselves to themselves in private stalls. 🙄

Have never understood why people worried about trans individuals in the “correct” bathroom do not get that it is always illegal to harass people in the bathroom for any reason. Like, is a cis man stopped by a sign saying “men only” if he wants be a sex pest toward other men?

Heh. They should have that conversation with the ancestors who practiced domestication 10K years ago and didn’t entirely get sterilization or overpopulation. Since that’s impossible, they should instead learn that randomly shouting, “stop reproducing” to the feral cat population will not work.

It’s really easy to promise this when it will never happen.

Why do I pay for Israel’s universal healthcare

Nothing is stopping the GOP from passing whatever unhinged garbage of a healthcare plan they have in mind except for their interest in blaming the Democrats for it. They know how much their ideas suck.

But if you shake it enough it will let your Doritos come out.

No. The appropriate amount. If genuine, the bag is more than my actual net worth.

4,000 flights cancelled daily because Republicans will not retain extremely popular expanded Medicaid subsidies and want hardworking people to pay 2K a month in insurance premiums. There’s some accuracy.

She got where she got by being crazy and sees an opportunity to fancy up her act for a wider appeal. Which is slightly impressive because it means she isn’t as stupid as she first appeared. But it does mean she has even fewer principles. Worthless to trust in her.

Oh, no. Should we consider not giving massive subsidies and tax breaks to corporations so we can all benefit from programs like universal healthcare and paid parental leave? That might make oil magnates and billionaires mad, and we know they’re more important citizens than us.

Congratulations!