Really it’s always been obvious that this guy was filled with murderous rage

#wicked #wickedforgood

Oh Mr Skelton.
Tired on Politicians talking 💩? Get a load of this guy.

Wibbly wobbly, timey wokey.

#DoctorWho #LaurenceFox

I think we should stop pretending like spring is summer.

Dude. I’m cold

I don’t want to spoil anything but I MIGHT be the new doctor…

I’m trying to write a joke about a safe but I just can’t crack it

Growing up, we had a wooden fridge door, so all the fridge magnets (novelty or otherwise) had to go elsewhere. Resulting in the following:

Me: *walks past the radiator*

Radiator: Back away Fatty!

My wife: You’re cricket puns are so annoying!!

Me: Howzat