Sander Emerick
@sanderemerick.bsky.social
It’s crazy we went from using the internet in 2005 to look up video game walkthroughs with crazy ASCII art to now arguing w/ guys with Steven Universe AVI’s talkin bout their friend “QP Deluxe Ocelot” blowing their head off because they they saw too many brown people
July 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s crazy we went from using the internet in 2005 to look up video game walkthroughs with crazy ASCII art to now arguing w/ guys with Steven Universe AVI’s talkin bout their friend “QP Deluxe Ocelot” blowing their head off because they they saw too many brown people
The tacit agreement by those with power to protect others with power is one of the few issues that crosses the aisle
Nancy Pelosi characterizes the Epstein scandal and seeming coverup as "a distraction" from kitchen table issues
July 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The tacit agreement by those with power to protect others with power is one of the few issues that crosses the aisle
Hopefully he lives long enough to fly there for other reasons some day
Trump is flying to The Hague for the NATO summit, Fox News reports.
June 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hopefully he lives long enough to fly there for other reasons some day
*staring directly into C3P0’s soulless cold android eyes*
Tell me the odds
Tell me the odds
June 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*staring directly into C3P0’s soulless cold android eyes*
Tell me the odds
Tell me the odds
I know there’s a lot going on but the Pirates might be the best team in MLB history and win dozens of World Series in a row
May 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I know there’s a lot going on but the Pirates might be the best team in MLB history and win dozens of World Series in a row
Cassian Andor is the realest motherfucker to ever do it 🫡
May 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Cassian Andor is the realest motherfucker to ever do it 🫡
Someone needs to do the Right Thing here
She got $250k for calling a 5 year old the n-word
And they say white people have no culture
And they say white people have no culture
May 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Someone needs to do the Right Thing here
Power dynamics in a polycule are always complicated, much more so than monogamous relationships. Even after ascending to the papacy, Francis always took the time to make sure we were all on a level playing field with open love and communication.
Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie.
Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie.
Pope Francis died of a stroke and heart failure, Vatican says
Live updates on the death of Pope Francis | CNN
Pope Francis, the first non-European pontiff in nearly 1,300 years, has died. Follow here for live updates.
www.cnn.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Power dynamics in a polycule are always complicated, much more so than monogamous relationships. Even after ascending to the papacy, Francis always took the time to make sure we were all on a level playing field with open love and communication.
Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie.
Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie.
I’m choosing to believe The Leftovers ends after the first 25 minutes of Season 3 Episode 1
April 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m choosing to believe The Leftovers ends after the first 25 minutes of Season 3 Episode 1
Tech bros and tradwives might be the most likely allies of all time what are we doing here?
As birth rates fall around the world, a little-known movement to have more kids is growing. It's joining unlikely allies -- tech bros and tradwives.
Elon Musk says one problem keeps him up at night. Unlikely allies are trying to solve it | CNN
As birth rates fall around the world, a little-known movement to have more kids is growing.
www.cnn.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Tech bros and tradwives might be the most likely allies of all time what are we doing here?
Judy Gemstone might be the funniest character in TV history
March 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Judy Gemstone might be the funniest character in TV history
It was a BIG week for freaks. Check out the freaks of the week here 👇
(Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)
(Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)
Freaks of the Week (3/29)
My God, what a week for freaks!
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March 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It was a BIG week for freaks. Check out the freaks of the week here 👇
(Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)
(Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)
Kevin Harlan should not have to say “a Minecraft movie”
March 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Kevin Harlan should not have to say “a Minecraft movie”
Sam Bankman Fried has unfortunately returned, and I wrote about it.
The Return of Sam Bankman Fried
Sam Bankman Fried has, unfortunately, returned.
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March 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sam Bankman Fried has unfortunately returned, and I wrote about it.
10 (ten!) minute long batshit trailer for #DeathStranding2. No one is doing it like Hideo 🙏
March 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
10 (ten!) minute long batshit trailer for #DeathStranding2. No one is doing it like Hideo 🙏
I tried to write about one of America’s greatest enemies: the rationalist ideology movement
The Internet Has Turned Us All Insane
Except Me
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March 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I tried to write about one of America’s greatest enemies: the rationalist ideology movement
Every viral LinkedIn post is:
A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice.
Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time:
A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice.
Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time:
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Every viral LinkedIn post is:
A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice.
Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time:
A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice.
Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time:
Reposted by Sander Emerick
BREAKING: Disgraced Former SOLIDER Sephiroth tapped to lead U.S. Department of Energy by a vote of 64-29.
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
BREAKING: Disgraced Former SOLIDER Sephiroth tapped to lead U.S. Department of Energy by a vote of 64-29.
This site will be awesome when the posts actually get funny and good.
January 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This site will be awesome when the posts actually get funny and good.
Sephiroth has just passed his Senate confirmation hearing to become our next Secretary of Energy.
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sephiroth has just passed his Senate confirmation hearing to become our next Secretary of Energy.
Go to the toilet. Order the poop.
November 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Go to the toilet. Order the poop.