A scientist from the future
sandalphon.bsky.social
A scientist from the future
@sandalphon.bsky.social
As I am
"You're a big one. Mind if I call you Bubba?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it will be even more amusing watching one of these get stuck in a small pile of snow under its tires. tires all spun up and nowhere to go
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Big, uh, Beautiful Bill, awesome
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
because you aren't a 12 year old dumbass like a lot of other people?
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
these look pretty cute to me
Ella requested some out-of-enclosure time, and was granted it, right until she decided to start jumping at anything she wanted to explore. I refuse to get her this close to adulthood and let her be eaten by a cat.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
that's the same combination I have on my luggage
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
and magnesium too
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
social media ding dong ditch seems bad
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ah that good good trouble
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
arguably even more essential for a mlt
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
genius is as genius does, I like it
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
no one expects the Blue Inquisition
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
true though I'd personally consider that something they missed learning
being Good at Math often comes with an intense fear of Being Wrong
rather than face being wrong they learn to hide mistakes instead of learning it's ok to be wrong or not the best (except at things that "don't matter" (to them))
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
another part is people defining themselves as Good at Math (usually after having been defined that way growing up)
because then if they don't believe being good at math is what gives them value as a person they have to accept they are missing a lot of things they should have been taught ages ago
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
submitting to hotness is different than submitting to the monarchy
you go ahead and kneel all you like
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
it's only treason if the monarch remains on the throne. you know, the golden rule
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
more like it makes the situation worse
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
doesn't help that a lot of local news and media get swallowed up by larger conglomerates with their own non-local concerns and axes to grind
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
or how we get looked down on for not doing something against our morals if we know we won't get caught
like stealing is fine as long as nobody knows about it?
that's only true if the target is a billionaire as that's just returning the money from a previous theft, without their knowledge or consent
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
why not both?
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
we are such stuff as dreams are made on
what shakespeare decries as ephemeral I declare as aspirational
our dreams are built upon us
and those we share them with carry them beyond our own horizons
even nightmares can be transmuted when they span the space between us
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
damn. New York gets all the luck. in the midwest all we do is turn them into jello salad
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
is this also supposed to be part of the cringe?
I don't get how it supports dunking on the dems for this 'official' thing to be linked
Trump Gold Card
Available now.
trumpcard.gov
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM