Mand
@sand0mando.bsky.social
I like dogs, wine, and sandwiches
Weird Car adjacent
Weird Car adjacent
My hairdresser when I was a kid used to style drag queen wigs. My sweet, naive, preteen self asked “do their wives know they wear those wigs?” and my hairdresser said “I think they’re okay with it” I hope she’s doing well
June 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My hairdresser when I was a kid used to style drag queen wigs. My sweet, naive, preteen self asked “do their wives know they wear those wigs?” and my hairdresser said “I think they’re okay with it” I hope she’s doing well
Why is the Browns logo just a helmet tho
April 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why is the Browns logo just a helmet tho
Big oof. Checked out my father’s LinkedIn profile to see if he’s still condescending, loud, and wrong - well, he definitely is. Will proceed with year 5 of no contact as planned
April 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Big oof. Checked out my father’s LinkedIn profile to see if he’s still condescending, loud, and wrong - well, he definitely is. Will proceed with year 5 of no contact as planned
Been saying it! Gen Xers born before the Carter administration are just boomer lite and aren’t to be trusted
The great thing about being born is 1980 is that I get to swap my genx card out for a millennial card the moment everyone realizes genx is going to be just as selfish and nasty as the boomers were.
April 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Been saying it! Gen Xers born before the Carter administration are just boomer lite and aren’t to be trusted
When he signs off Treets or WTF they’re called with “thank you for your attention to this matter” it’s giving angry boomer neighbor who wants you to take down your 12 foot skeleton because it “isn’t Halloween anymore” or stop street parking your clapped out Outback in front of 1600 Penn anymore
April 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When he signs off Treets or WTF they’re called with “thank you for your attention to this matter” it’s giving angry boomer neighbor who wants you to take down your 12 foot skeleton because it “isn’t Halloween anymore” or stop street parking your clapped out Outback in front of 1600 Penn anymore
Update: the body shop edibles are another beast. I am scared of them
April 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Update: the body shop edibles are another beast. I am scared of them
The dude that paints my cars gave me a plastic shopping bag of homemade 300mg pot cookies randomly…I did not question it. Going to the pocket dimension guys
April 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The dude that paints my cars gave me a plastic shopping bag of homemade 300mg pot cookies randomly…I did not question it. Going to the pocket dimension guys
Just witnessed a drive-by road rage incident (all okay) and last week someone pepper sprayed everyone at my neighborhood McDonald’s…something fucked up is in the air, y’all
March 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just witnessed a drive-by road rage incident (all okay) and last week someone pepper sprayed everyone at my neighborhood McDonald’s…something fucked up is in the air, y’all
I have taken up picking up trash on Friday mornings at my local National Park because I have no control of anything happening around me but damn it I can bag up other people’s Dunkin receipts and granola bar wrappers
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I have taken up picking up trash on Friday mornings at my local National Park because I have no control of anything happening around me but damn it I can bag up other people’s Dunkin receipts and granola bar wrappers
Finally, six months later, connected my washer/dryer combo to WiFi and downloaded the app. Dreams of prescheduled and app-controlled laundry floating around in my head. What does the app do? Nothing. It stopped a dry cycle for a software update. I can check the detergent level. Useless, GE. WTF
March 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Finally, six months later, connected my washer/dryer combo to WiFi and downloaded the app. Dreams of prescheduled and app-controlled laundry floating around in my head. What does the app do? Nothing. It stopped a dry cycle for a software update. I can check the detergent level. Useless, GE. WTF
Isack Hadjar…oh no baby, on formation lap?
March 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Isack Hadjar…oh no baby, on formation lap?
First yard work day of the year, followed by a refreshing shower beer. HFY
March 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
First yard work day of the year, followed by a refreshing shower beer. HFY
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Another thing about Gavin Newsom having Charlie Kirk on his podcast is he didn’t debate him. He didn’t challenge his far right views. He agreed with them. *Kirk* pushed back on *Newsom* and Newsom agreed. This is why giving establishment Dems podcasts isn’t a winning strategy. They don’t fight
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Another thing about Gavin Newsom having Charlie Kirk on his podcast is he didn’t debate him. He didn’t challenge his far right views. He agreed with them. *Kirk* pushed back on *Newsom* and Newsom agreed. This is why giving establishment Dems podcasts isn’t a winning strategy. They don’t fight
I’m pretty sure my mom is Grace and Frankie’s biggest fan. She watches this show literally every day. Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlinson should send her a birthday card or something tbh
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m pretty sure my mom is Grace and Frankie’s biggest fan. She watches this show literally every day. Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlinson should send her a birthday card or something tbh
My aunt just heard Beautiful Things by Benson Boone and asked me if it was Adele
March 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My aunt just heard Beautiful Things by Benson Boone and asked me if it was Adele
Tumblr thinks I really like fanart from the TV show Arcane? Like about League of Legends? And I can’t get it to go away?
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Tumblr thinks I really like fanart from the TV show Arcane? Like about League of Legends? And I can’t get it to go away?
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touching grass is no longer enough, I need to see the wealthiest man in the world's empire of fraud reduced to ruin
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
touching grass is no longer enough, I need to see the wealthiest man in the world's empire of fraud reduced to ruin
Every day, I start the Wordle and promptly forget every 5 letter word I’ve ever learned
February 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every day, I start the Wordle and promptly forget every 5 letter word I’ve ever learned
My dog just ripped a fart so horrifying, the smell woke me from a dead sleep
February 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
My dog just ripped a fart so horrifying, the smell woke me from a dead sleep
So many men on Poshmark with the audacity to send offers that are like 65% off asking…I price fairly, you aren’t special sir
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So many men on Poshmark with the audacity to send offers that are like 65% off asking…I price fairly, you aren’t special sir
He’s so obsessed with this weighted heat pad. I don’t even plug it in anymore, just hold it up and he comes running
February 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’s so obsessed with this weighted heat pad. I don’t even plug it in anymore, just hold it up and he comes running
Also thinking about this killer sandwich I had from a French chicken food truck in Austin. Sandwiches are the perfect food omg
February 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Also thinking about this killer sandwich I had from a French chicken food truck in Austin. Sandwiches are the perfect food omg
Interesting fact about me - I’ve chipped the same tooth twice on jambon-beurre sandwiches. Thinking about doing it a third time just to feel something
February 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Interesting fact about me - I’ve chipped the same tooth twice on jambon-beurre sandwiches. Thinking about doing it a third time just to feel something
My husband is out of town for work today so I’m getting drunk enough I’m about to fight my MIL on the internet
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My husband is out of town for work today so I’m getting drunk enough I’m about to fight my MIL on the internet
Feeling very old and boring because I ordered a new pantry from IKEA and I am waiting with my face against the glass for UPS to deliver that shit
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Feeling very old and boring because I ordered a new pantry from IKEA and I am waiting with my face against the glass for UPS to deliver that shit