“Is this real or @theonion.com?”
-> Things I’ve asked myself way to many times this week when reading news headlines.
-> Things I’ve asked myself way to many times this week when reading news headlines.
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Is this real or @theonion.com?”
-> Things I’ve asked myself way to many times this week when reading news headlines.
-> Things I’ve asked myself way to many times this week when reading news headlines.
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You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
April 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
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<GET A THERAPIST!> - CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP <GET A THERAPIST!> CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
<GET A THERAPIST!> - CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP <GET A THERAPIST!> CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
January 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
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"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much
When carrying groceries , why make two easy trips when you can make one, incredibly hard make-you-hate-your-body trip that saves you 26 seconds. #thoughts
January 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When carrying groceries , why make two easy trips when you can make one, incredibly hard make-you-hate-your-body trip that saves you 26 seconds. #thoughts
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THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
January 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
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Every year it's getting harder to try to remember how many marvel movies I haven't watched yet
December 30, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Every year it's getting harder to try to remember how many marvel movies I haven't watched yet
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You mean the “let’s go live on Mars” guy is f’king up the government?!
a close up of a red planet against a black background
ALT: a close up of a red planet against a black background
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
You mean the “let’s go live on Mars” guy is f’king up the government?!
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism