Samwise Fosterholm
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Samwise Fosterholm
@samwisefosterholm.bsky.social
a canadian creature trying not to die | her/him
How do I pressure Canada Post to give the union a fair offer because I want my damn MAIL.
December 3, 2024 at 1:29 PM
realtor said I was 'picky' with regards to buying a house.

yes?? of course I am??? I'm spending over half a million dollars on something I'll be spending like half my time inside of??????

(he said it from a place of concern rather than accusatory just fyi lol)
November 12, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Samwise Fosterholm
comm i did earlier this year for @samwisefosterholm.bsky.social 🌿 #dnd
October 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
accidentally saving money and the environment by forgetting to buy more disposable coffee cups at work so everyone has to use the company's mugs lmao
July 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
man the 'ask abby' advice columns out there today are... Really bad.

half the time they don't even really answer the question, they just talk vaguely about what they know about the subject and leave it at that, and the other half the time they misinterpret what's being asked and don't help at all.
July 11, 2024 at 12:04 PM
it was very funny that a few rows of the musicians could watch the movie when they weren't playing bc they sat on the front side of the screen. Everyone else sat and stared into the middle distance.

Also how many times did the conductor have to watch this movie lmao
June 29, 2024 at 4:28 PM
just found out my favourite thrifted pants I had to throw away because of an unfortunate stain was actually from a decently expensive brand and I can NOT easily replace them 😞

I think I got the pants for like $15 and the brand averages $200 for a similar pair of chinos 😭
June 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Krobus wants to keep our becoming roommates a secret?

noooo!!!! That's so sad 😭😭
June 19, 2024 at 1:16 AM
man there's a couple jumping spiders living in one of my windows and I wanna catch one so bad and keep it as a pet 🥺
June 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
extremely upset that it seems my dog has become un-crate trained
June 12, 2024 at 2:32 AM
big plans this week, tonight we're painting ceramics for a friend's birthday, tomorrow is my fiancee and I's anniversary dinner, and friday we get to see Fellowship of the Ring extended edition in theatres 🤩

I'm gonna be so tired lmao
June 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
the animals waking me up before 6am is absolutely unsustainable
June 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Gonna see Fellowship of the Ring in theaters yeah boyyyy!
May 30, 2024 at 11:57 AM
hey hey woah hold on why am I looking at a hardcover novel that is FIFTY FOUR CANADIAN DOLLARS??

FIFTY FOUR DOLLARS?????

HELLO???
May 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
a house we looked at last weekend sold for 60k above asking I'm gonna be sick
May 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
why are all these youtubers and streamers announcing their personal streaming service ALL AT THE SAME TIME?
May 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Our realtor was impressed with how not-picky we are and we informed him we are in fact incredibly picky we're just really good at vetoing houses before asking him to show them to us (we have seen 3 houses in one entire year)

By the time we get to him we're looking for reasons not to buy.
May 19, 2024 at 1:53 PM
man my not-boss is so cool, he regularly allows me to shop around for more ethical and environmentally friendly products even if they're more expensive, and unquestionably listened to me when I wanted to buy something in bulk instead of individually packaged to reduce waste.
May 14, 2024 at 1:30 PM
This is Oberyn he is very sweet and odd and I get to visit him over the next couple days while his guardian is out of town 💛🐈
May 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Shocked and pleased to see that of all the drinks people brought, only TWO were leftover in our fridge (and one is something I'll actually touch lmao).
May 5, 2024 at 4:00 AM
My fiancee researched alternate sellers of my favourite brand of cake for my birthday because the only retailer we knew about we're boycotting right now 😭💛
May 2, 2024 at 11:41 AM
wild seeing people claim housing in my city is affordable if you 'scrape together' a 5% down payment. Being house poor SHOULD NOT be considered being 'affordable.'
April 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
birthday soon :)
April 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Playing some Cypher for the first time tonight! Character goal? Pay rent.

#ttrpg
April 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
frantically trying to remember all the beloved NPC voices from a region the players haven't been since December.
April 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM